Are you happy with your gender?

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Thinking about it, I'd rather be a woman. Not that I'd change now, but it would be nice being able to wear pretty dresses and be the one on bottom, having my pigtails pulled while I get pounded like a skanky little bitchwhore.

How about you - happy with being a man?

 

[Trufflehound]

Is there any reason you can't be a man and still enjoy all of those things?






Edit: To avoid being accused of being baldist, I'll add: with the possible exception of the pigtails, which may be impractical for those who may be follicly challenged.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I would look silly?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i'd like to be a woman for a DAY

you could:-
have a woman orgasm
feel your OWN vagina
look at tits ALL DAY
moan about MEN

and that

but being a man is quite cool, i think i'd get tired of woman conversation very quickly

 

[bright1064]

Being a man is the BEST.

Not that I'd know what it feels like to be a woman.

 

[Trufflehound]

i'd like to be a woman for a DAY

You'd have to pretend to be interested in curtains.

 

[Napper]

Twat

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Being a man is the BEST.

It's not though. I was watching Jeremy Kyle the other morning and this chavvy bloke sorted himself out and like, found out his girlfriend's kid was actually his and he vowed to stop stealing and make a name for himself and go on the straight and narrow - I really wanted to cry. But I had to hold it in. Cos "I'm a man" .

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

You'd have to pretend to be interested in curtains.

yeah, woman do like some SHIT things

 

[bright1064]

It's not though. I was watching Jeremy Kyle the other morning and this chavvy bloke sorted himself out and like, found out his girlfriend's kid was actually his and he vowed to stop stealing and make a name for himself and go on the straight and narrow - I really wanted to cry. But I had to hold it in. Cos "I'm a man" .

I cry, Danny...

Every Saturday afternoon at 4.45pm on the DOT.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I cry, Danny...

Every Saturday afternoon at 4.45pm on the DOT.

CBBC isn't that bad surely?

 

[bright1064]

CBBC isn't that bad surely?

Oh I don't know...

Ballamory is heart-wrenching at times!

 

[fosters headband]

I cry, Danny...

Every Saturday afternoon at 4.45pm on the DOT.

I cry a little earlier than you, about 40 minutes as we lose another lead.

 

[Wilko]

It would be a RIGHT larf being a woman- you could get to moan constantly, wear shoes that hurt and then blame your boyfriend, get a meal/drinks paid for you, get into a club before a line of blokes, cheap car insurance, marry someone rich then divorce them keeping the house, kids and half his earnings, be a housewife sitting on the couch all day whilst your fella is at work, control a persons life to the point where he cannot be bothered to argue, talk SHIT all day constantly without a breath, talk about diets and calories all the time and then tuck into a full pack of biscuits, have a multiple orgasm, wear a short skirt and have my tits hanging out and then call any bloke that looks a pervert.

Brilliant.

 

[Taybha]

The amount of f***ing moaning you bitches do i find it hard to believe that 99% per cent of you arnt women. im a bad wannabe fan

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

It would be a RIGHT larf being a woman- you could get to moan constantly, wear shoes that hurt and then blame your boyfriend, get a meal/drinks paid for you, get into a club before a line of blokes, cheap car insurance, marry someone rich then divorce them keeping the house, kids and half his earnings, be a housewife sitting on the couch all day whilst your fella is at work, control a persons life to the point where he cannot be bothered to argue, talk SHIT all day constantly without a breath, talk about diets and calories all the time and then tuck into a full pack of biscuits, have a multiple orgasm, wear a short skirt and have my tits hanging out and then call any bloke that looks a pervert.

Brilliant.

Amen.

I'm as good as on that plane to Thailand.

 

[Robot Chicken]

Thinking about it, I'd rather be a woman.

I'd rather you were a woman as well.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Why let that get in the way?

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Being a woman for a day would just be a 24 hour wankfest.

 

[Robot Chicken]

Being a woman for a day would just be a 24 hour wankfest.

Unless you were in the middle of your Auntie Flo's visit?