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berkshire seagull

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Jul 5, 2003
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oldham gull said:
Believe me mate, 7 times a week means you need a little self control.
7 times a week is not a lot for a highly sexed man??? you just don't have a sex drive rrrrr nevermind we can't all be sex mad.:drink: :D
 


B.M.F

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Aug 2, 2003
7,272
wherever the money is
Smart Mart said:
but wash your hands first before making that sarnie:p

Good advise for the newbie wankers which is probably 75% of people on here. :lolol: To us veterans in the game it goes without saying.

Another health warning to newbies is to change hands or you will end up with a right arm the size of Steven Backley ;)
 


moggy

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Oct 15, 2003
5,061
southwick
bha.fatboy said:
or as quickly :lolol: :lolol: Yep I have to admit I am an A1 wanker and am feckin good at it now. Not only that, my hand never has a headache and makes a wicked bacon sarnie afterwards

f***ing knew you'd answer this thread. lmfao :lolol: :lolol: :lolol:
 




B.M.F

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Aug 2, 2003
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moggy said:
f***ing knew you'd answer this thread. lmfao :lolol: :lolol: :lolol:

In between wanks and Webcam sex of course matey:clap2: :clap2: :clap2:
 


Uncle Spielberg

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Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing
I have never masturbated in my life.
 


moggy

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Oct 15, 2003
5,061
southwick
bha.fatboy said:
In between wanks and Webcam sex of course matey:clap2: :clap2: :clap2:

u camsexing now ???

wheres my invite :censored:

i'm talking to tanya on DC and drinking gin & bl

:bigwave: :cheers: :bigwave:
 




Uncle Spielberg

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Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing
Danny

Try using your left hand, it will feel as though you have are with a different woman. Also make your hand numb by pressing it hard against a wall first. Meant to increase the pleasure or so I have been told.
 


B.M.F

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Gareth Glover said:
I have never masturbated in my life.

Maybe not but you have f***ed loads of us with your tips GG:lolol:
 


Uncle Spielberg

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Jul 6, 2003
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Good call !.

:clap2:
 




Uncle Spielberg

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Robot Chicken

Seriously?
Jul 5, 2003
13,154
Chicken World
story.performa.jpg

'Delay' condom proves popular
A condom that contains an anaesthetic to prolong lovemaking has smashed all sales records, its manufacturers say.

Durex has sold 18,000 Performa condoms via the Internet in the past three months -- outselling other types the company sells online by a margin of five to one.

Each condom contains a small amount of lubricant cream inside the tip, which disperses with body heat.

The cream contains Benzocaine, a mild anaesthetic that de-sensitises the tip of the penis, so sex can last longer.

So what you do is TURN IT INSIDE OUT which will NUMB your hand so it feels like someone else is wanking you off.

Don't leave it the RIGHT WAY round as it'll feel like you're wanking SOMEONE ELSE off... ;)
 


GNF on Tour

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Jul 7, 2003
1,365
Auckland
Sex is great - but you can't beat the real thing:p
 






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