You’re generally far removed from pikey land, however, your brother once introduced you to a girl who lived on an estate and shattered your illusions of Barratt Homes being a character from an Emily Bronte novel. You like expensive shops and generally only travel by London Taxi. Your mother once served you fish fingers, however you have adapated enough in adult life to only purchase Tesco’s finest crab cakes as a substitute. You have the presence of mind to sneer at a bottle of Freixenet.
Agree with Pot Noodles, also M&S food is overpriced as its shit! Been on stenaline for day booze trips to France and also on first name terms with a bus driver but now he's sadly deceased.
You are definately entering the danger zone here. You have owned at sometime in your life a pet fish won from a funfair. You regularly buy Superdrug’s own brand toiletries but ensure you carry them home in a Clinique carrier bag. You have a number of gold cards and a run a respectable enough car, however, you would do well to remove the “Baby on Board” sticker from the back. You enjoy good food and wine courtesy of Delia Smith’s home cookery course and have been to University.