Are there any songs you WON'T sing?

[JonathanLivingstonSeagull]

Bright Eyes

...is it a kind of shaadowwwwww...


*******wipes away tear*******

 

[Chesney Christ]

"Super Brighton!"

Yay, we are super-duper!!!

Gay. As. f***.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Loads:

- The 'BY FAR the greatest team the world has ever seen' song. Patently not true. BY FAR not even the best team the third division has even seen this season.

- The 'ref has got a tenner on the game' song. What is this, 1958? What self-respecting referee is going to risk a career-ending jail term for the sake of a measly £10?

-The 'we hate Palace and we hate Palace' song. As I always declare in H Block when that song some on, 'I like em, they're the Team Of The Eighties'. Oh and I don't stand up either. Bad fan, not giving a shit about Palace and that.

Basically, come on, be HONEST, ALL football songs are more than a tad cretinous. Though THPP will fight to the death for your right to sing 'em

 

[Fran Hagarty]

That dirdgy "Albion, Albion"
Apart from it being a Liverpool rip off and sounding shit it's just never sung in my natural key darlings.

Totally agree with that. Also, our national anthem is a an embarrassing dirge.

 

[Bold Seagull]

the one that goes to the tune of "my only sunshine" and ends"I never noticed have much
I love you until they take my INSERT NAME OR CLUB(usually Solschar by Man U fans)
until they take my INSERT NAME away".

So gay it must have composed by a closet homosexual

The one thing I like about the song you mentioned, is that instead of the usual bit, United fans sing: you make me happy when skies are grey, we could have had Shearer, but he was dearer, please don't take my Solksjear away....I thought that was funny when I heard it...

 

[kalinski]

three for me

- and its Brighton & Hove Albion FC, we're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen - even i can't swallow that one...i mean look at the Brazil team in 70

- no surrender - obvious

- there's no one there - again hard to swallow the irony

 

[Cpt. Spavil]

all the Palace songs

why sing them agaisnt teams that arent palace save them till we actually play palace

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

the one that goes to the tune of "my only sunshine" and ends"I never noticed have much
I love you until they take my INSERT NAME OR CLUB(usually Solschar by Man U fans)
until they take my INSERT NAME away".

So gay it must have composed by a closet homosexual

excellent call. i especially like the "oo!" that's thrown in after the "nah nah nah nah nah"s.

 

[Bwian]

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