Are there any paramedics on here?

[ali jenkins]

If so do you mind getting in touch with me?

Got a few things I'd like to know.

Thanks.

p.s This is NOT an emergency call.

 

[Racek]

If its an emergency, then it might be best to dial 999.

 

[ali jenkins]

If its an emergency, then it might be best to dial 999.

I knew I should have made it a bit clearer! Good old NSC!

 

[pasty]

This any good? http://www.nhsdirect.nhs.uk/

 

[Ralphingtonpuss]

If so do you mind getting in touch with me?

Got a few things I'd like to know.

Thanks.


p.s This is NOT an emergency call.

Hi I am a Paramedic, how can I help?

 

[ali jenkins]

Hi I am a Paramedic, how can I help?

PM Sent

 

[Racek]

I've watch casualty a few times if this helps?

 

[Muzzy]

I used to be a dentist, is that of any help?

 

[Fergus96]

I've sat in an ambulance once, any use?

 

[Southstandfaithful]

I'm the first aider at work. Joking aside i hope everything is ok.

 

[ali jenkins]

Dont panic, if I was in need of genuine medical help then NSC would be the LAST place I would go looking for it!

 

[Ralphingtonpuss]

PM Sent

I have replied

 

[tomfitz12]

why would anyone with a problem seek a serious solution from NSC

 

[Bry Nylon]

If so do you mind getting in touch with me?

Got a few things I'd like to know.

Rub liberal amounts of vasoline down there, ease it out with a blunt instrument, replace it in the vegetable rack and never make mention of the sorry saga again.

 

[Stat Brother]

I've watch casualty a few times if this helps?

If it's worse than you thought, I used to enjoy Quincy.

 

[kevtherev]

I'm not a fully trained Gynecologist, but I'm willing to have a look for ya......

 

[banjo]

My wifes a nurse if thats any good, well when shes in the mood she dresses up as one.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I know how to drive and have a first aid kit.

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

I used to be a dentist, is that of any help?

Used to be?

 

[Muzzy]

Used to be?

Yeah, mainly extraction but then I grew up a bit