What do you mean, a gas barbecue? It's not a f*kcin' barbecue at all, it's a f*kcin' cooker.
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[Food] Are gas barbecues cheating?
- Thread starter DJ NOBO
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What do you mean, a gas barbecue? It's not a f*kcin' barbecue at all, it's a f*kcin' cooker.
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Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Perfectly and succinctly put.
A gas "barbecue" is merely a cooker dragged out onto the patio. If you're going to do a barbecue, then bloody do it properly, with BRIQUETTES or CHARCOAL. As far as I'm concerned, people who use gas cookers in the garden are like the plastics in the pub watching Liverpool, trying to convince themselves they're "fans". You're not. Its fake. Just like your shit gas grill.
portlock seagull
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- Jul 28, 2003
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Convert. Definitely less manly in a traditional sense but equally there’s really no need to send smoke signals anymore...just use the phone. Job done and jog on Neanderthal man - you don’t even marinade!
This.
Not this. Oh dear.
portlock seagull
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- Jul 28, 2003
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Get with the beat baggy and stop pointing at planes. It’s embarrassing. Now are you calor or flogas?
Who knows? So, what sort of pretentious sh1t are you?
..........Gas man.........................
portlock seagull
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- Jul 28, 2003
- 17,777
I’ll ask my butler and get back to you tomorrow.
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Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Do behave, Just because you're not MAN enough to handle an open flame, don't come on here giving it the biggun about your little kitchen hob.
I don't just BBQ either. I got me a SMOKER. Shove a rack of ribs in the main chamber, scatter some hickory smoked woodchips amongst the coals in the side one, and 4 hours later you've got yourself some prime flavoured pork, just falling off the bone. #redneck
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No.
Really? What sort of food are you nailing and how exactly is it being nailed, since you're not getting that smoky bbq flavour?
Nobody marinades. They may, however, marinate.
Tony Towner's Toe
Member
Australia - home of the BBQ. Get with the program, there are only gas ones here!
I still remember those miserable days freezing my tits of standing around a pathetic little collection of barely steaming charcoal on a grey drizzly weekend in Worthing, wondering what the great mystery about cooking in the garden was all about.
I still remember those miserable days freezing my tits of standing around a pathetic little collection of barely steaming charcoal on a grey drizzly weekend in Worthing, wondering what the great mystery about cooking in the garden was all about.
https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?363557-Barbecues
Someone suggested cooking it in the kitchen.
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But it really doesn't matter at all
No it really doesn't matter at all
Life's a gas.......
No it really doesn't matter at all
Life's a gas.......
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
Outside the caravan in France, in the middle of pine & oak forest, watched by the red deer, and red squirrels, charcoal BBQs are banned.
We bought a neat cube gas cylinder for 45€ with interchangeable metal tops, 8 years ago, which fits brilliantly in the car, fits our small garden, and is easy to clean.
Forget the fulfilment, caveman.
maffew
Well-known member
The 2 aren't comparable and are both fine. What's better, an automatic car or manual? Both have merits. Gas is simply hassle free outside cooking to be enjoyed. Barbecuing/braaing is a fine art, steaming a duck on a weber or choosing the right wood for the fish is a skill not chucking on some shop bought cheap burgers or sausages. Only thing I cheat on with a braai is sometimes part cook chicken indoors before finishing them on coal for hassle free and safely cooked hotwings
Australia - home of no taste, style, decency or intelligence. Hardly surprising that they've debased the barbecue to the point where it's just grilling stuff outside.
If they can't even play cricket without cheating then what do you expect from a nation of backward, Neanderthal convicts. [emoji23]
maffew
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I handnt thought of it like that, well put, I stand corrected. Case closed. Man up op
Mr Putdown
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Not in Queensland they’re not. Still plenty of fire rings and fireplaces in public parks and forests up there.
Although smoking is banned within 10 metres of them.
