Are Car designers taking the p***

[Lady Whistledown]

I immediately thought of Ballotelli's camouflaged paint job on his Bentley and Steven Ireland's white Bentley with pink wheels and trim..........more money than taste.

I'm afraid our own players aren't immune.

Off the top of my head, one of our defenders has a hideously modded white Range Rover type thing: even worse, it has the sort of really cheap personalised number plate that is meant to look like your name but actually really doesn't. Obviously (for example) LD5 was beyond his reach- fair enough- so he went for something like D14 NKY (not the exact plate I'm sure but you get the picture).

 

[Surrey_Albion]

Surely can not get much worse than this...
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Gets my vote for ugliest car EVER, it looks like the one Homer Simpson designed

 

[SeagullSongs]

Jaguar have their heads screwed on

 

[bennibenj]

Jaguar have their heads screwed on

WOW - that is a beautiful car

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

The back end of this is pretty awful

 

[ferris_ferrit]

The back end of this is pretty awful

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I don't think it's ugly at all. Its like a fine ladies behind, but in car form. Yummy. Mmm. Yeeeah.

 

[Dick Head]

Driving around lately i realised that I have never seen such a bunch of ugly cars hit the road. What are the designers smoking ?

I don't think it's necessarily a recent phenomenon.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

I don't think it's ugly at all. Its like a fine ladies behind, but in car form. Yummy. Mmm. Yeeeah.

Nooooooooo. It's like Kim Kardashian in car form - bland at the front, huge out of shape ass at the back, yet for some reason loads of people want to get inside

 

[TrickyOne]

Jaguar have their heads screwed on

This motor is properly gorgeous

 

[16 bit 44.1]

Peugeot have also broken the mould with the RCZ which I think is a gorgeous looking reasonably priced sportscar.

Have to admit though, in general I very much agree with the OP.

 

[The Fifth Column]

Jaguar have their heads screwed on

I want one but alas will probably have to wait until I retire and then buy a 15-20 year old one with 100k plus mileage. All the other cars pictured have one thing in common apart from being ugly in that they are all driven by complete Bellends.

 

[SussexHoop]

Jaguar have their heads screwed on

They've got this one bang on imho which is good because if you look at their website for their other models, I think they're a bit bland and generic.

 

[Garage_Doors]

used to have this as a company pool car....i refused to drive and booked hire cars on expenses (i was PM) - boss found out a few times and went nuts.....i simply replied each time, "there is no way in the world i am driving that."

I don't believe you, No one would be that stupid.

To be that bothered about what car you would have to drive on a short term basis on company business and have complete disregard for the're employers finances is beyond stupidity.

 

[Mellotron]

Surely can not get much worse than this...
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That's the one. Looks like it has MOOBS.

 

[Slippery Seagull]

Once again we agree Edna, even the men in those cars want to be a footballers wife! No style or class whatsoever, just chav on a lease contract, bit like most Audi TTs.

Nothing like a sweeping generalisation for a cheap laugh!

I know several non chav and very nice people who drive the evoque. They are neither wags, or aspiring to be one. I wish I could afford one!

 

[BHseagull]

Gets my vote for ugliest car EVER, it looks like the one Homer Simpson designed

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=h...oAQ&biw=320&bih=504#biv=i|1;d|8-3CV2tStdbuPM:

Not far off!!!

 

[BHseagull]

Gets my vote for ugliest car EVER, it looks like the one Homer Simpson designed

Not far off!!

 

[WATFORD zero]

Nothing like a sweeping generalisation for a cheap laugh!

I know several non chav and very nice people who drive the evoque. They are neither wags, or aspiring to be one. I wish I could afford one!

Unlike Edna, i don't do sweeping generalisations and am quite prepared to believe that although unusual, the people you mention are not chavs or wags. However, you are missing the point of the thread which is

THEY HAVE NO GOOGLING TASTE !

 

[surrey jim]

Ssanyong Rodius is the ugliest car designed ever. Looks like an estate car with an extension

A friend of mine recently got one of these and loves it. they do represent fantastic value for money but mainly because no one else will be seen dead driving one!!

 

[ali jenkins]

The Range Rover Evoque appears to have been designed solely for footballers' wives and those who aspire to be them.

It was designed BY a footballers wife... Mrs Beckham to be exact.