As you say, you're preaching to the inconvertible.I don't use AirPods right now though - I'm using Anker Soundcore because I couldn't justify the expense on another set when my launch day pair started getting a bit flaky.
I strongly disagree with much of what you've said though, but there's little point me wasting much time. You think Apple kit is a con and that people who buy it are stupid. You won't spent a penny (or the many pounds) to discover the utter delight the closely-coupled ecosystem provides. Many of the things are small and quite insignificant by themselves, but it all compounds.
For example I open the lid of my MacBook Pro and it immediately unlocks itself because it knows it's me by virtue of my Watch.
We go to someone's house we've not been to before and their iDevice senses mine and shares the WiFi code with me - no typing in long strings of numbers and letters, and probably getting it wrong.
I can set my phone up on a wall and take a photo using my watch as a viewfinder and shutter release.
I can type something here, copy it, open my phone and paste it there immediately.
And then there's the ridiculously excellent customer service. I dropped my iPhone onto the concrete floor of a bar in New York and cracked the screen. Picking it up, I was able to open the Apple app and book an appointment at the Grand Central Station Apple store at 8am the next morning. Whilst I had breakfast in a lovely nearby New York diner that the Apple chap recommended to me, they sorted my phone out with a new screen, for no charge, and well before 9am I was off to enjoy the day with a phone that was as good as new.
The whole experience is just exceptional and, for me, worth paying more for, and that ignores the fact that the resale value of my kit, when I upgrade, is far higher than anything else out there.
It's not an extra few quid though. My phone is as good or better than the latest iPhone was when it came out.
To get the same spec iPhone I would have had to pay £1100. My phone cost £430.
Add in the fact that Android has always been years ahead of Apple on things like facial recognition, Swype etc etc and I'll stick with what I have thanks. So many things that Apple trot out as new and groundbreaking and everyone else is going "Er, I've had 3 phones already that did that?".
I get that you're immersed in Apple world and you love it. No problem.