Apparently today is........

[Seagull Stew]

Steak & Blow Job Day!

http://www.steakandbjday.com/

Don't forget to remind the other half.

 

[tedebear]

Sorry I don't give blow jobs to steaks!

 

[Gully]

I am having sweet and sour chicken for my tea, not a steak or BJ in sight!

 

[tinx]

My missis is going out tonight so I am gonna have to settle for a beer in front of the footy.

 

[Wozza]

My missus has her sister and a female friend over tonight.

I might mention it over dinner.

 

[Djmiles]

I remember reading about this on here last year.

Trust NSC

 

[Seagull Stew]

I remember reading about this on here last year.

Trust NSC

I shall give myself a big fat FIXTURES

http://www.northstandchat.biz/showthread.php?s=&threadid=69236&highlight=steak

 

[Starry]

It's all Pi day today. Pie for all.

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

We had this last year where no on can actually agree on a date.
On that basis alone i shall be sending the missus shopping on the 20th

 

[rool]

ahhh, blow jobs, blow jobs, blow jobs. They're great aren't they??

 

[Goodfella]

Missus is working.

So fish fingers and a wank for me then.

 

[Bob!]

My missus has her sister and a female friend over tonight.

I might mention it over dinner.

Hope you're cooking the steak, Wozza!

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Marvellous news

 

[Trufflehound]

I pity you poor sods that get one so rarely you need to set aside a special day.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

I'm a veggie and Mrs Wildy Ears is away.

 

[surrey jim]

 

[MOWTCHOPS]

Sorry I don't give blow jobs to steaks!

lol

 

[1066gull]

endulging in pussy sounds more fun than someone gagging on you.

someone with experience correct me please.

 

[Springal]

endulging in pussy sounds more fun than someone gagging on you.

someone with experience correct me please.

 

[1066gull]

what>?