Withdean Wanderer
Banned
12-6.30
12-6.30
Is that your early Xmas present ?Tank will be doing a double session Xmas Eve
0700 - 1600 Christmas Eve
0700 - 1600 Christmas Day
1500 - 0000 Boxing Day
etc
Please don't call 999 unless you really have to
Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, Boxing Day
Please don't set fire to your house or crash your car, unless you really have to
Sound advice from the man.
Bry, there was something in the paper earlier about how hospital staff have a term "Hasselhoff" for someone who presents themself at A&E with a mysteriously acquired injury
(as in "well Doctor, there I was, hoovering the lounge, and would you believe it I slipped on the rug, and- what are the odds?- ended up with the hoover mechanism stuck right up my behind")
So I was wondering, whether you'd ever had to free someone from a somewhat embarrassing entrapment, as it were?
We knocked on the door of one neighbouring house but there was no reply, so we had no choice but to knock down the door to gain access. Two of the crew went up to the bedroom to get to the loft hatch. I can't go into loads of details, but all I will say is that if you are a well known local chap about town you may wish to think twice before you adorn your bedroom wall with photos of you being spanked (and worse) whilst wearing ladies under garments....
and a set of butt plugs that one gentleman thought he'd safely concealed in his spare tyre.
Unlucky, sir
Like I keep telling you - it WASN'T my car! I was just parking it for a friend