Anyone want an upright piano?

[WATFORD zero]

Why don't you learn Bozza, I think you'd be great with a touch of the Liberace's

 

[Giraffe]

How do you shift that big fella?

 

[Prince Monolulu]

How do you shift that big fella?

Why, use Mr Shifter of course

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

Well, it looks as though we have missed a trick there! Bozza tinkling the ivories on an upright piano in the upper west, most apt for us Brighton trend setters. Drums and trumpets are so yesterday. Now an upright piano, that's the way forward.

 

[Albumen]

I Sherwould?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Free, will need to be collected from Worthing within the next 10 days or so.

Worthing you say? Might be interested but I don't drive. Would you mind accompanying me to the station?

 

[Garage_Doors]

Worthing you say? Might be interested but I don't drive. Would you mind accompanying me to the station?

You don't drive? How the hell do you get around

 

[LamieRobertson]

Give it to the club and get Ernest to play it for the halftime entertainment he seems quite useful using keys

 

[LamieRobertson]

You don't drive? How the hell do you get around

There could be a clue in 'station'

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

You don't drive? How the hell do you get around

I don't have to, I live in God's Own Postcode BN1. Have to admit might be nice to sometime visit The Norfolk Broads, The Lake District and The West Country (Newquay takes 7 hours MINIMUM from here unless you FLY from LGW FFS) but in the end MEH!

 

[catfish]

How is a woman like a piano?

When she's not upright she's grand.

 

[moggy]

Is that a dead mouse by the r/hand corner of the piano

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Is that a dead mouse by the r/hand corner of the piano

It does look worryingly like that, doesn't it?

Probably wise to politely decline if he invites you over to his for a BBQ.