The Grand Hotel Boys Jolly . Ok so most of us have saved a couple of quid in the lockdown . A mate of mine has booked 4 of us in the Grand Hotel for just one night but two days of heaven knows what , it`s not till late June but it`s something to look forward to . Getting slaughtered is a given , but WHAT ARE YOU planning for your first blow out !? , there must be some great ideas ? .
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[NSC] Anyone planning hedonism ?
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I thought I might get some BS 3621 locks fitted to my outside doors.
Baldseagull
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I will be wildy sipping a half pint of shandy, sod it, a full pint, as soon as the pub doors open. Might even get a hair cut from someone who has been trained to cut hair.
I don't rate that model. The BS 3651 is so much better.
Meade's Ball
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A dragon's den idea would be saloon salons where you can pop for a trim and a Pimms. I'll have a high top fade and a pint of pale ale please. The booze would be floomed into a container under your armrest and a 2ft straw would be thrust toward your mouthhole. A long cut, and maybe 4 pints, would have any mishap made ignored.
blue-shifted
Banned
Cocaine, prostitutes, smashing up hotel rooms ... you know, just the normal everyday stuff we've not been able to do
Seasidesage
New member
Sounds like an away game to me....
Memories of Leyton Orient.
Baldseagull
Well-known member
I'm a bit confused why you would need a haircut given your username
Balding seagull didn't have the same ring.
Seasidesage
New member
Official Old Man
Uckfield Seagull
Booked three nights away at my favorite drinking town. Hotel offered three nights for two so quids in. But waiting until the end of May.
I tried drinking a vodka and tonic through 8 joined straws. I couldn’t suck hard enough. I wonder what the world record is.
I remember going to a mates flat circa 1993-4 . . .they had a double bottled water cooled smoking device . . . no one could suck hard enough through that either .. . .. they hooked it up to a screen wash pump & 12v battery.
I'm still haemorrhaging money on the house, so no hotels for me, just a staycation.
Insel affe
HellBilly
Been around for ages - at least in the US. Former colleague took me to his barber in Manhattan quite a few years ago now - full cocktail menu available whilst getting trimmed
can you imagine that in Brighton. I'd pay to drink opposite to watch pelpe staggering out ********d with the most ridiculous and hillarious hair do's known to man.
I do need a haircut, have managed to cultivate a full length set of curtains this last year.
Would that be the Coach & Horses ?
Great fun in there
If you could bl**dy get in, that is! Mobbed.
This is true. Also the inevitable end point is being bald and then you would have to change your username, made sense to go straight in.
Could help with being incognito too. If you upset someone on here then they would be on the look out for a full on Slaphead Seagull, not knowing that you have a few brave hairs pushing through to live on with good memories of more crowded days with their long gone mates.
