Tom Bombadil
Well-known member
But of course Baker Lite has a camper van. I can just imagine him on some foreign campsite, sitting in a union jack deck chair, knotted hankie on his bald head, beer belly struggling to escape the confines of his string vest, daily express princess diana memorial souvenir edition on his knee, can of gassy lager in one hand, woodbine in the other, looking up as the neighbouring pitch wish him good morning as they return with their baguettes form the local bakery and BL complaing to them " hey you can't get any proper sliced bread out here can you? Do you know where does a proper fry up, all the site cafe does is croos-ants"