Anyone need a lift from anywhere in Kent to Brighton & Hove on Saturday?

[Mr C]

I'll pick you up from anywhere in Kent, give us a tenner, and I'll drop you off anwhere around Brighton/Hove/A23/Worthing/Shoreham, whatever.

Would leave around lunchtime-ish tomorrow (Saturday).

 

[algie]

You must be hard up.

 

[Parson Henry]

Croydon?

 

[Mr C]

You must be hard up.

Yes, I am.

I'm potentially doing a paid trip for someone else, and I'm trying to fill the return trip with cash, if that makes sense

No bullshit, just being upfront

 

[Artois]

Reedy, you coming down Satdi? Fancy popping round for drinks?

 

[Mr C]

Croydon?

What about it? I could say a lot of things about Croydon, but do carry on....

 

[Mr C]

Reedy, you coming down Satdi? Fancy popping round for drinks?

Yeah that is one of my plans tomorrow- was just gonna pop round for a cup of tea and a hobnob

 

[Parson Henry]

A two way trip

 

[Mr C]

A two way trip

Pick you up from Croydon, and take you back there later?

 

[Artois]

Yeah that is one of my plans tomorrow- was just gonna pop round for a cup of tea and a hobnob

Sweet.

 

[Mr C]

Sweet.

Do you care what time? Probably be late afternoon or something i guess. That'd be best for me, given the way my day is shaping up

 

[Artois]

Yeah, afternoon's better. I'll be hungover/having sex in the morning anyway.

 

[Mr C]

Yeah, afternoon's better. I'll be hungover/having sex in the morning anyway.

Does that mean i get no sex from you in the afternoon?

 

[algie]

You get free diesel

 

[Artois]

Not from me, no. Nick should be in though....

 

[Mr C]

You get free diesel

I do?

 

[Mr C]

Not from me, no. Nick should be in though....

Ok. I'll call one of you

 

[algie]

Snap

 

[Mr C]

Snap

Explain

 

[algie]

DO you pay for your fuel