Anyone missing an absolutely wankered son?

[TomandJerry]

Just let him into my house

 

[Megazone]

Your son will be proud of you when he wakes up.

 

[Goldstone1976]

That's a very fine collection of gigantic woodlouse you have there.

 

[Titanic]

That's a very fine collection of gigantic woodlouse you have there.

They all appear to be dead though

 

[el punal]

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Just let him into my house

Listen son, get yer marigolds on and clean that oven, it's disgusting. Pick up that tea towel and shove it in the laundry basket. Wash the kitchen floor. Put all those empty cans in the recycling bin. When you've done all that, then, and only then, can you put your Dad's make-up on.

 

[Worthingite]

I'd get to the housework sharpish before the mrs gets home!!!!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I'd get to the housework sharpish before the mrs gets home!!!!

Quite.

And get that disgusting butt plug off the kitchen table, FFS.

 

[Megazone]

Quite.

And get that disgusting butt plug off the kitchen table, FFS.

It looks like it needs a clean too.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Your son will be proud of you when he wakes up.

What leads you to assume it's OP's son?

 

[Icy Gull]

What leads you to assume it's OP's son?

He'd let that in if it wasn't his son? Christ I'm old

 

[Wellesley]

I don't know what the f#ck is going on in this thread, but it feels uncomfortably weird.

 

[Springal]

Surprised social services haven't taken your own kids away with the state of that house!

 

[brakespear]

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Just let him into my house

And he brought all his own make up and fake eyelashes with him?

 

[Megazone]

What leads you to assume it's OP's son?

Judging by the pic, I just assumed they were having some father & son time?

 

[The Upper Library]

I don't know what the f#ck is going on in this thread, but it feels uncomfortably weird.

Agree - add to that the fact the thread was started less than hour ago - are we to assume from OP that this youth turned up in that state mid afternoon on a Tuesday?



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[SK1NT]

[MENTION=28453]TomandJerry[/MENTION] i am guessing that your son does not use NSC?

 

[Triggaaar]

He'd let that in if it wasn't his son?

I figured that it was someone else's son, since the thread is called "Anyone missing an absolutely wankered son?". If it's his son then obviously non of us are missing a son.

 

[Icy Gull]

I figured that it was someone else's son, since the thread is called "Anyone missing an absolutely wankered son?". If it's his son then obviously non of us are missing a son.

I'd have to know the father before I let that into my house. Call me old fashioned but you are suggesting the OP lets other people's young kids in to his house without knowing who owns them?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Judging by the pic, I just assumed they were having some father & son time?

Maybe. But just to be on the safe side, I think I'll SCREAM for a policeman anyway

 

[Icy Gull]

Think just to be on the safe side I'll SCREAM for a policeman

Blimey, is it HER house