[Misc] Anyone know a good way of destroying 200 pizza boxes?

[Swansman]

Decided to clean my apartment after not doing it for a year or so and its going fine, but I have a pretty big issue: my 200 empty pizza boxes.

They dont fit in the refuse chute nor in my plastic bags, unless I rip them all apart which would be very dirty and time consuming (and I have sort of a phobia of ripping apart that material).

Anyone got advice? I've been thinking about putting them in my shower and just turn it all into paper mass but perhaps someone got a better idea?

 

[Hampster Gull]

 

[Pogue Mahone]

200 pizza boxes in one year!?

That will leave you neither healthy nor wealthy.

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

Decided to clean my apartment after not doing it for a year or so and its going fine, but I have a pretty big issue: my 200 empty pizza boxes.

They dont fit in the refuse chute nor in my plastic bags, unless I rip them all apart which would be very dirty and time consuming (and I have sort of a phobia of ripping apart that material).

Anyone got advice? I've been thinking about putting them in my shower and just turn it all into paper mass but perhaps someone got a better idea?

Perhaps clean you flat at least once a week. Feck me, if you're not joking that's plain fookin lazy.

 

[half time scores]

Lethal injection?

 

[TomandJerry]

Build a bonfire...
Build a bonfire...

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[Swansman]

200 pizza boxes in one year!?

That will leave you neither healthy nor wealthy.

Ye I know...

I dont dare to open my refrigerator though, so if I want any warm food beside noodles I have to order delivery. Made a stew maybe 8 or 9 months ago and put the left-overs with the cooking pot in the refrigerator, and time just went by... and after a month I decided I did not want to see how everything had evolved in there. Going to deal with it when I'm done with everything else though.

 

[WATFORD zero]

Decided to clean my apartment after not doing it for a year or so and its going fine, but I have a pretty big issue: my 200 empty pizza boxes.

They dont fit in the refuse chute nor in my plastic bags, unless I rip them all apart which would be very dirty and time consuming (and I have sort of a phobia of ripping apart that material).

Anyone got advice? I've been thinking about putting them in my shower and just turn it all into paper mass but perhaps someone got a better idea?

This is why we put up with your other crap, because just occasionally

 

[Pogue Mahone]

Ye I know...

I dont dare to open my refrigerator though, so if I want any warm food beside noodles I have to order delivery. Made a stew maybe 8 or 9 months ago and put the left-overs with the cooking pot in the refrigerator, and time just went by... and after a month I decided I did not want to see how everything had evolved in there. Going to deal with it when I'm done with everything else though.

 

[swindonseagull]

The words DIRTY SLOB spring to mind..

 

[pastafarian]

Anyone got advice? I've been thinking about putting them in my shower and just turn it all into paper mass but perhaps someone got a better idea?

No.
Go with the shower idea. Its a well thought out plan.

Dont forget to ask Tom how to unblock a shower drain crammed with cardboard pulp

 

[AmexRuislip]

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The words DIRTY SLOB spring to mind..

I cannot top that

 

[KZNSeagull]

Good job you didn't see Your Money or Your Life this morning. They tested the main artery in someone's arm before and after eating a take away pizza and the flow of blood reduced by 35%.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Decided to clean my apartment after not doing it for a year or so and its going fine, but I have a pretty big issue: my 200 empty pizza boxes.

They dont fit in the refuse chute nor in my plastic bags, unless I rip them all apart which would be very dirty and time consuming (and I have sort of a phobia of ripping apart that material).

Anyone got advice? I've been thinking about putting them in my shower and just turn it all into paper mass but perhaps someone got a better idea?

You should get a flatmate.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSDFUAoKmxI

 

[Barham's tash]

No idea about the pizza boxes but as for the stew in the fridge. Take off and nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.


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[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

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The words DIRTY SLOB spring to mind..

[MENTION=38333]Swansman[/MENTION]?

 

[yxee]

Is this serious. I've heard fridges can smell awful if you leave them as the airtight seal makes the anaerobic bacteria grow. Which are a whole different level of disgusting.

But I'm not sure if this is serious...

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Too much time to think, too little to do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp4yf2ZwaWs

 

[Swansman]

Perhaps clean you flat at least once a week. Feck me, if you're not joking that's plain fookin lazy.

No shit. I've always had this issue though and there's no obvious "how the fck do I change my behaviour when it comes to cleaning" guide.

Got no pictures of my current apartment but some of my earlier...







Its 5x worse now though..

So yeah. Its an issue in my life, though I basically just laugh at the tragicomic of it. NOT TODAY THOUGH.

I'm becoming a better human today.

I really need some quick fix to deal with these ****ing pizza boxes though..

 

[Swansman]

You should get a flatmate.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSDFUAoKmxI

I read "female" and agreed.