[Misc] Anyone had a TURP?

[doogie004]

Get well soon


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[Wardy's twin]

Just reading about it has made me feel queasy

 

[jessiejames]

No worries. It’s a straightforward procedure and a huge relief after the absolute agony that led to needing it in the first place.
My only criticism is they told me it wouldn’t affect my sexual performance.

I blame that on my wife.

Good luck with it.

 

[Norman Potting]

Googled it, wished I hadn't Glad all went well.

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

I had it done a few years ago but was clued up by a relative who had also had it.

I had mine under local, recovery is pretty quick & have to say it's a great op. Ended many months of discomfort & always needing a wee. Now I never need to leave a bus or run to the loo every few mins and can sleep safely throughout the night.

 

[Albion my Albion]

Yes, had mine under local. Being honest was nothing major. Didn't have any effect on my sexual performance, but then my lap top never does complain. Good luck

My Google assistant complains continuously that I'm pushing the wrong buttons for her.

 

[Pevenseagull]

I had it done a few years ago but was clued up by a relative who had also had it.

I had mine under local, recovery is pretty quick & have to say it's a great op. Ended many months of discomfort & always needing a wee. Now I never need to leave a bus or run to the loo every few mins and can sleep safely throughout the night.

I'm well chuffed with how it's gone so far. Didn't even have a paracetamol this morning.

Back home,

I haven't enjoyed urinating this much since I pissed obscenities in the snow outside Belotti's house.

 

[Ernest]

I'm well chuffed with how it's gone so far. Didn't even have a paracetamol this morning.

Back home,

I haven't enjoyed urinating this much since I pissed obscenities in the snow outside Belotti's house.

Wait until you piss the debris out, mine happened at the Amex . Covered the gents urinal in blood, absolutely horrible

 

[Pevenseagull]

Wait until you piss the debris out, mine happened at the Amex . Covered the gents urinal in blood, absolutely horrible

The moneyshot from my hemorrhoids 'banding' procedure occured in the toilets at the cricket ground.

It needed their most experienced cleaner and a war poet.

 

[sydney]

The moneyshot from my hemorrhoids 'banding' procedure occured in the toilets at the cricket ground.

It needed their most experienced cleaner and a war poet.

**** me you're in the wars mate .......both ends...

 

[AmexRuislip]

All done, local/spinal. Little screen so I could just see the top of the trainee surgeon's head bobbing up and down with lots of sucking noises and in instructions to 'cut deeper'. Great start to the weekend.

NHS or private

Hope you're ok

 

[maltaseagull]

Just googled TURP. Now my eyes are watering. Glad it went ok

Glad it went ok too!

But F**k that for a game of soldiers!

Goolies now in abdomen