anyone had a go on a famous person?

[The Wookiee]

Anita Doth/Dels sucked me off in a TV studio toilet in early '94. I was tipped off by our celebrity booker who told me she had a reputation as a slapper and "all you have to do is ask".

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Good work !!!

 

[fataddick]

Just noticed someone else mentioned Shampoo. If that was Jacqui, I just need some bugger to mention Beth Buchanan (Gemma Ramsey) now, and all my celebrity doings will seem that much less special

 

[Seagull kimchi]

Went to the Goldstone end of season party in 88' or 89' and when things spilled out on to the pitch I pulled a girl in the dug out - she was apparently a daughter of a director of one of the executives. Maybe I pulled Archer's offspring!!!!! (or Parry's) Slid her the finger and got slapped.

 

[Laughing Gravy]

You are possibly the biggest bell end to have every signed up to NSC.

Half of us think your a moron if your "cheating on your misses with her best friend" story is true, and the other half will join us if in fact you are a teenager trying to fill some time by bosting about having sex when the reality is you are still scared to talked to girls

Couldnt agree with you more Perkino. Absolute tool.

 

[bobby smith]

On Holiday in Barbados watching England playing a test match when Thorpe got 100 and Butcher 200 i met a woman who was wife of Palarse director at the time Shagged her brains out for 3days solid

 

[The Merry Prankster]

Have a pop.

Harold MacMillans (in my case).

 

[Seagull kimchi]

Harold MacMillans (in my case).

Interesting! But no we didn't share the same furry cup.

 

[sydney]

sorry i thought it said have you had a go at anyone famous.......

 

[JJB]

My Mate was rattling Emma Watson's box for a while, even received death threats through the post by some mongs.
I've done the bird out of Roll Deep, Jodie something or other, didn't really care for her surname. Also done Kaya Scodelario and one of the twins from skins.

Wouldn't really cal them celebrities though...

 

[User removed 4]

I shagged michael foots step granddaughter, does that count ?

 

[Seagull kimchi]

I shagged michael foots step granddaughter, does that count ?

I'm glad you said step daughter - coz if there was any family resemblance i'd be worried.

 

[Arkwright]

Maybe it's just me but what a cock Fireman is, obviouslly over your beating from your ex.
Get off here and get down the Estate Agents and find a new property.

 

[Biscuit]

Too much material, too little time.

 

[Seagull kimchi]

Biscuit him hard!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Dunno if this counts but my first ever girlfriend when I was 12 is now a pornstar I heard.

Definitely didn't see that one coming, she used to wet herself still and rode a red bike. And we didn't shag but touched genitals/dry humped/passed chewing gum back and forth while kissing and I sucked her blossoming stump-like thru'pennies on at least 3 occasions.

 

[Seagull kimchi]

unspeakable

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

My Mate was rattling Emma Watson's box for a while, even received death threats through the post by some mongs.
I've done the bird out of Roll Deep, Jodie something or other, didn't really care for her surname. Also done Kaya Scodelario and one of the twins from skins.

Wouldn't really cal them celebrities though...

one of the twins!!! you lucky fucker!

 

[ryeseagull]

I kissed Neil Hannon from the Divine Comedy. It wasn't gay, or anything.

 

[El Presidente]

Jo Bellotti once offered fingers and tops to Robbie Fowler after Jimmy Case's testimonial.

 

[bristolseagull]

My Mate was rattling Emma Watson's box for a while, even received death threats through the post by some mongs.
I've done the bird out of Roll Deep, Jodie something or other, didn't really care for her surname. Also done Kaya Scodelario and one of the twins from skins.

Wouldn't really cal them celebrities though...

course you did mate.