Walkers Cajun Squirrel
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I doubt that is her. How would the paper get a picture like that?
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anyone got the new Jordan pic then?
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I'd f*** her, and she'd need a great big bucket clunge to accommodate my massive schlong ! 
Shall i text it and upload it on here? Is that what everyone wants?
Do It!!!
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Why would anyone want to cop a look at that vile reptiles noo noo, she's about as attractive as a puke-splattered binliner. Its one of lifes eternal little tragedies that she exists under the belief that she is still somehow attractive to men. Yes, 10 years ago she was quite presentable. But 10 subsequent years of surgery, sunbeds and shagging footballers has left her looking like a battered leather handbag with spots, and a crotch you could flip a pancake in. And if that 'reality' show is anything to go by, she is a shallow, vain, cold, calculating little bitch as well.
She's been fortunate to grow up in a day and age where the media are falling over themselves to throw money at talentless yobs like her and her pnuematic tits, which is all she has got, and yet has somehow managed to build an entire career from.
She's been fortunate to grow up in a day and age where the media are falling over themselves to throw money at talentless yobs like her and her pnuematic tits, which is all she has got, and yet has somehow managed to build an entire career from.
pishhead
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So you won't be rushing out to buy her next book?
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Sadly not. I'm stacked up book-wise at the moment unfortunately.
Silent Bob
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Marshy
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Agree with every word Easy...still would though if no one found out hehe
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
It would be like chucking the preverbial cocktail stick down West Street though, wouldn't it.
Still, something to tell the grandkids I suppose.
Spun Cuppa
Thanks Greens :(
It'd be like chucking a fag butt in here...
seagullsovergrimsby
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Jordan's ****
Thats ruined my dinner , no wonder the Star had the decency to put a sticker there instead of looking at the biggest **** in the world. We should all phone in and complain about SJ's tango face
pishhead
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Many a man has lost a watch up there.
i agree
seagullsovergrimsby
#cpfctinpotclub
Go on Don!!!Shall i text it and upload it on here? Is that what everyone wants?
Lord Bracknell
On fire
F...f...ff....Jordan's ****
That joke was first used by Roz in the 2005 Lewes Arms pantomime production of Aladdin.
http://www.ladspanto.org.uk/LADS-archive/newspaper1.pdf
Barrel of Fun
Abort, retry, fail
clapham_gull
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- Aug 20, 2003
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Easily I'd imagine if someone decided to take a picture of her clowns pocket and sell it on to them.
( I'd imagine the Telegraph and Times turned them down )
They did a similiar thing with Heather McCartney a few years ago when they uncovered some of the naked sessions she had done in the past.
Those photographs were from a different era and she was, shall we say, a little more natural downstairs.
They used a wonderful expression for it I've never forget. It's so imprinted on my mind that I often mistake "Heather's Lady Garden" as a forgotten Beatles B side by Ringo Starr.