Anyone got any milk?

[highway61]

Run out of milk and the local shop didn't get a delivery today

Gagging for a cup of tea

I know thw feeling Pasty, have emergency delivery of skimmed milk at 1pm, i refused a helicopter drop though, decided martyrdom sat well upon my shoulders and had black coffee

 

[jordanseagull]

I have my 5L of innocent orange juice

 

[NMH]

Actually, there are some cows a couple of fields away from my drum......

....frosty udders might produce ice cream though. Better warm my hands first, as well.

 

[pasty]

I now have milk. Hmm, cuppa rosy on the way

 

[KneeOn]

Bread was the comodity for us... CoOp was cleared OUT!

 

[desprateseagull]

Funny that as i have too much milk and am looking to get of some as i'll never get through it all. 90% is cows milk. 7% goats. 3% other/otter.

how the eff do you milk an otter??

 

[Exmouth Seagull]

Yes..................... I'm a milkman.

 

[Easy 10]

I have beer and cricket.
Nothing else required.