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HampshireSeagulls

Moulding Generation Z
Jul 19, 2005
5,264
Bedford
Hm. People joined together, arse to mouth, in a long human chain?

Sounds either like Pride
or
Like some people on here who shit out other people's opinions in a never-ending gastric smorgasbord.
 


Meade's Ball

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,653
Hither (sometimes Thither)
Yeah i'll go to that. I'm tired of all tortureporn being controlled by the unmedically trained. Now finally we have a Maniac-Cop-faced mentalist with a brilliant plan. There'll be a reason for his madness. He'll have a lost a wife who looked orlived like a centipede, or was tortured as a child in Nazi-infested Holland by a colonel running experiments on Jewish boys, spinning tapeworms around where foreskins once lay. or something. Or maybe after a sequel a prequel will be in order with just that storyline.
Anyway, i'll see it, however f***ing stupid it looks.
 




Blackadder

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 6, 2003
16,122
Haywards Heath
I wouldn't pay to watch that. May fast forward through the film when it comes on Sky (If it does!) but there again, I probably won't!
 


vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
28,274
I like a laugh just as much as the next man but I thought the humour was rather stilted and mostly fell flat.

Besides, it would never work unless the man was #1 in the chain, they'd just wander round aimlessly otherwise
 






mcshane in the 79th

New member
Nov 4, 2005
10,485
Plot (from Wiki)

Dr. Heiter kidnaps a truck driver by the side of a road. Later, two US tourists, Lindsay and Jenny, arrive at Heiter's house as they search for help after getting a flat tire. Heiter quickly drugs the women, when they awake they find themselves beside the kidnapped trucker in a makeshift hospital ward in the doctor's basement. Heiter informs the trucker that he is not a match for the women and kills him. When the women wake up, the trucker has been replaced by a new captive, Japanese tourist Katsuro.

The doctor explains to his captives that he is a world-renowned expert at separating conjoined twins, but dreams of making new creatures that share a single digestive system by joining separate individuals via their mouths and anuses. He explains that his previous experiment, a creature made of three Rottweilers, died. However, he explains how he will attach the three human subjects to each other to form what he refers to as a human centipede. The doctor then explains in great detail to his captives exactly how he will go about surgically connecting them. Lindsay attempts to escape, but is unsuccessful. Once the surgery is complete, the doctor begins training his centipede to perform tasks such fetching newspapers. Katsuro, as the front part of the centipede, refuses to do as he is told, and the doctor beats him. When Katsuro defecates, Lindsay is forced to swallow his excrement and the doctor watches with great delight. However, Heiter eventually becomes irritated after being kept awake by the constant screaming of his victims and realizing that Jenny is dying from blood poisoning.

Two police detectives, Kranz and Voller, visit Heiter to investigate the disappearance of tourists in the area. After the detectives leave to obtain a search warrant of the doctors premises, Heiter informs his captives that Jenny will soon be replaced by two new parts, quite likely Kranz and Voller. Katsuro stabs him with a scalpel and fails an attempt to rip out Heiter's jugular vein with his teeth, and the centipede attempts to escape as Heiter crawls after the trio. When they reach Heiter's bedroom, Lindsay suggests (through gestures) that they escape through a broken window, but unbeknownst to her, it has been refitted with a new glass pane. Katsuro attempts to break it with a lamp, but only manages to break off a few shards. The doctor catches up with them, and Katsuro faces the doctor with a piece of broken glass in his hand, confessing that despite his shamed pass in the treatment of his familiy he didn't deserve what has happened to him. He then fatally cuts his own throat with the glass. At this point, the police officers break into the house, and Heiter crawls away to hide in his swimming pool room. Kranz is shocked as he discovers Heiter's victims and soon finds Voller dead in the swimming pool near an armed Dr. Heiter. Heiter and Kranz shoot and kill each other. Jenny finally dies from her blood poisoning, leaving Lindsay alone in the house, trapped between her deceased fellow captives
 


HalfTimeOrange

New member
Dec 29, 2009
524
Worthing
Been posted numerous times on here previously, but I have seen this film. The actual watching of the film isn't that bad, as you never actually see any gore or defecating, but it's the concept that made my stomach turn.

The director came up with the idea after a joke with his friends, saying that all paedophile's mouths should be stitched to the asshole of a fat truck driver, doesn't sound particularly "sane" too me.
 


£1.99

Well-known member
Mar 3, 2008
1,233
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Plot (from Wiki)

Dr. Heiter kidnaps a truck driver by the side of a road. Later, two US tourists, Lindsay and Jenny, arrive at Heiter's house as they search for help after getting a flat tire. Heiter quickly drugs the women, when they awake they find themselves beside the kidnapped trucker in a makeshift hospital ward in the doctor's basement. Heiter informs the trucker that he is not a match for the women and kills him. When the women wake up, the trucker has been replaced by a new captive, Japanese tourist Katsuro.

The doctor explains to his captives that he is a world-renowned expert at separating conjoined twins, but dreams of making new creatures that share a single digestive system by joining separate individuals via their mouths and anuses. He explains that his previous experiment, a creature made of three Rottweilers, died. However, he explains how he will attach the three human subjects to each other to form what he refers to as a human centipede. The doctor then explains in great detail to his captives exactly how he will go about surgically connecting them. Lindsay attempts to escape, but is unsuccessful. Once the surgery is complete, the doctor begins training his centipede to perform tasks such fetching newspapers. Katsuro, as the front part of the centipede, refuses to do as he is told, and the doctor beats him. When Katsuro defecates, Lindsay is forced to swallow his excrement and the doctor watches with great delight. However, Heiter eventually becomes irritated after being kept awake by the constant screaming of his victims and realizing that Jenny is dying from blood poisoning.

Two police detectives, Kranz and Voller, visit Heiter to investigate the disappearance of tourists in the area. After the detectives leave to obtain a search warrant of the doctors premises, Heiter informs his captives that Jenny will soon be replaced by two new parts, quite likely Kranz and Voller. Katsuro stabs him with a scalpel and fails an attempt to rip out Heiter's jugular vein with his teeth, and the centipede attempts to escape as Heiter crawls after the trio. When they reach Heiter's bedroom, Lindsay suggests (through gestures) that they escape through a broken window, but unbeknownst to her, it has been refitted with a new glass pane. Katsuro attempts to break it with a lamp, but only manages to break off a few shards. The doctor catches up with them, and Katsuro faces the doctor with a piece of broken glass in his hand, confessing that despite his shamed pass in the treatment of his familiy he didn't deserve what has happened to him. He then fatally cuts his own throat with the glass. At this point, the police officers break into the house, and Heiter crawls away to hide in his swimming pool room. Kranz is shocked as he discovers Heiter's victims and soon finds Voller dead in the swimming pool near an armed Dr. Heiter. Heiter and Kranz shoot and kill each other. Jenny finally dies from her blood poisoning, leaving Lindsay alone in the house, trapped between her deceased fellow captives

Then what happens with Lindsay ?
 


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