Anyone find a pair of red jeans last night?

[TomandJerry]

Left them in the north stand toilets...

 

[soistes]

I saw Shane Duffy with a pair of red shorts not far from the North Stand

 

[Jack Straw]

I saw a pair of red beans in Harry Blooms restaurant, next to a rustic chip on a bed of lime air.

 

[pearl]

Left them in the north stand toilets...

ladies or gents?

 

[Icy Gull]

OP must be elderly, only old men wear red trousers

 

[BN9 BHA]

OP must be elderly, only old men wear red trousers

And some residents of Lewes, that's if their mustard colour trousers are in the wash.

 

[warmleyseagull]

Maybe one of the posters on today's less than positive threads preferred brown ones.

 

[Kellie]

OP must be elderly, only old men wear red trousers

Speak for yourself, Krusty Krutch.

 

[banjo]

OP must be elderly, only old men wear red trousers

Or twats.

 

[The Brighton Bear]

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Or twats.

That is one of the highest order.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

OP must be elderly, only old men wear red trousers

Or 'wacky' presenters of Bargain Hunt.

 

[Eeyore]

I'm guessing the owner wet themselves after they heard of the injury time goal at Rotherham.

 

[Wozza]

They're here: https://tinyurl.com/7w98wms

 

[Wrong-Direction]

And some residents of Lewes, that's if their mustard colour trousers are in the wash.

[emoji23]

 

[Icy Gull]

They're here: https://tinyurl.com/7w98wms

Brilliant!

 

[BN9 BHA]

[emoji23]

Usually worn with a special type of hat.

 

[Mr Smggles]

I like a maroon trouser, as long as it's a skinny cut. Not dog cock red though, as per Brand in the post above.

 

[BN9 BHA]

. dog cock red .

 

[Me and my Monkey]

Left them in the north stand toilets...

Since no one else has asked - why did you take your trousers off in the north stand toilets?

 

[Yes Chef]

Left them in the north stand toilets...

Had you shat yourself?