Anyone fancy a house share??

[brakespear]

It's nice but it's in a bit of a state - would need gutting I reckon Put some melamine in.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I've got OCD and cleaning all those light-switches and bog seats would mean I'd never get to the door handles.

 

[Dover]

Far to far from the Albion for me. I'm out.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

A 100% repayment mortgage (5% APR over 25 years) is only a touch under £380k a month in repayments

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

A 100% repayment mortgage (5% APR over 25 years) is only a touch under £380k a month in repayments

But shared between 15 of us is a mere £25k per month - shirley we can find 15 chums to cover that off?
Oooh, how much is the deposit?

 

[catfish]

Not sure about the neighbours.

 

[cloud]

This one's much more cosy, only 5 bedrooms for a start
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-39149248.html

 

[Petunia]

Don't diss my pad. I need to sell it to pay for my new Lear jet

 

[BN9 BHA]

The bathrooms are horrible, im out.
BN9 towers is better anyway!

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

This place came up as a 'promoted tweet' on Twitter quite a while ago.

Surprised it's not sold yet.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

But shared between 15 of us is a mere £25k per month - shirley we can find 15 chums to cover that off?
Oooh, how much is the deposit?

No deposit needed if Uncle Spielberg can sort us out a 100% mortgage

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Shithole !!!

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

No deposit needed if Uncle Spielberg can sort us out a 100% mortgage

I might need a 25,000% mortgage. Also my other half already thinks I spend too much of my time on here. Imagine if I suggested that her and the kids might like to move into a tent so I can go on a jolly up with a bunch of MEN From NSC that I don't even know by their real name.

If all that goes OK...I'm in.

 

[ali jenkins]

Wish I didn't look now as I am getting adverts for £3million plus houses in London

I bet they look tiny compared to the original one.

 

[surrey jim]

If its anything like the other properties on Bishops Avenue it will be purchased by a Russian, demolished and have an even more out of keeping property, built on the site.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

With the commission the estate agent is earning, you'd think he would be able to spell "baronial" correctly.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

If its anything like the other properties on Bishops Avenue it will be purchased by a Russian, demolished and have an even more out of keeping property, built on the site.

Come the glorious day, it will be demolished by the workers' revolution.

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Hate the bathroom so nah will keep looking thanks