Lokki 7
WSU
It is for situations like this that god invented beer. I'm not sure our relationship is quite at the hugging stage but it would be my pleasure to buy you a pint next time you're passing matey.
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Anyone fancy a drink or a hug?
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Hillian1
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A real woman is a man's best friend. she will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.
No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of beer.
Never mind.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.
No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of beer.
Never mind.
Meade's Ball
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I'm doing one of those things at the moment that people do when not wanting to think things over much. I am talking like mad. Keep chattering away and trying not to look over my desk 15 yards to my right where the never-really-was but now-fully-ex sits.
Strangely i feel ok. I'll dwell. I know i will. But for now i think it's best i keep on talking until someone completely asks me to shut the hell up or fills my mouth with setting cement.
Maybe it's not that bad because something never really started. I yearned for its birth, for those giant romantic moments of true togetherness, of blissful quiet in each other's arms, of little notes uncarefully penned and placed in cd players and cyllindricated in toilet roll holders, of breakfasts bubbling lightly to be shared made by the first who happens to wake at weekends, of pointless nicknames and in-jokes meant to account for our shared hilarity but completely unfunny to the rest of the world (and ourselves really). But that never really happened. Obviously i asked for too much and wished she wished for such stuff too, but she didn't really. She claims to not be that type. Amusingly, i find, she'd said for a while that not asking me to f*** off was her way of saying she loved me. I lost the funny side of that quite soon and hankered for a discreet expression of greater things, of the good of me without request, of a handkerchiefed wipe when a brow sweats of sickness. Which she collapsed under the pressure of. Silly and unmatchable i suppose.
Anyway, i am waffling and best look like i'm up to something else at work.
Thanks for kind words (especially you Diggers
). And a pint with the Lokkmeister wouldn't be a bad thing.
Strangely i feel ok. I'll dwell. I know i will. But for now i think it's best i keep on talking until someone completely asks me to shut the hell up or fills my mouth with setting cement.
Maybe it's not that bad because something never really started. I yearned for its birth, for those giant romantic moments of true togetherness, of blissful quiet in each other's arms, of little notes uncarefully penned and placed in cd players and cyllindricated in toilet roll holders, of breakfasts bubbling lightly to be shared made by the first who happens to wake at weekends, of pointless nicknames and in-jokes meant to account for our shared hilarity but completely unfunny to the rest of the world (and ourselves really). But that never really happened. Obviously i asked for too much and wished she wished for such stuff too, but she didn't really. She claims to not be that type. Amusingly, i find, she'd said for a while that not asking me to f*** off was her way of saying she loved me. I lost the funny side of that quite soon and hankered for a discreet expression of greater things, of the good of me without request, of a handkerchiefed wipe when a brow sweats of sickness. Which she collapsed under the pressure of. Silly and unmatchable i suppose.
Anyway, i am waffling and best look like i'm up to something else at work.
Thanks for kind words (especially you Diggers
). And a pint with the Lokkmeister wouldn't be a bad thing.
- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,641
Dandyman
In London village.
In NSCland, MB, you will always be a cross between Bogart and Spike Milligan. Turn up the collar on your trenchcoat, light a Gitane, sip that malt, and look to a better day.
Meade's Ball
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But are you fit?
Not for me to say. Well, i suppose it is actually just this once. No, i'm not all that fit. I have character though. Or someone else's that i nicked and kept for myself in my internal black bag where i keep all stolen bits of other selves.
I have quite an attractive shoulder to cry on in there, taken from the upper arm of a semi-professional oarsman.
I was told i was not bad in bed, but that was by a woman who was a virgin before we got it on, so she had no comparison.
I have a compensation claim on the go too, so i could be the proud owner of £14k in a year's time or so. Imagine what i would do with that. Wow.
glasfryn
cleaning up cat sick
Its sad
**hugs the man sort**
we all go through this sort of thing .......time heals
**hugs the man sort**
we all go through this sort of thing .......time heals
- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,641
Not for me to say. Well, i suppose it is actually just this once. No, i'm not all that fit. I have character though. Or someone else's that i nicked and kept for myself in my internal black bag where i keep all stolen bits of other selves.
I have quite an attractive shoulder to cry on in there, taken from the upper arm of a semi-professional oarsman.
I was told i was not bad in bed, but that was by a woman who was a virgin before we got it on, so she had no comparison.
I have a compensation claim on the go too, so i could be the proud owner of £14k in a year's time or so. Imagine what i would do with that. Wow.
Sold
hart's shirt
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MB (NSC's finest wordsmith) - instead of a hug or a drink, can I give you another 'This'?
I know you liked the last one.
I know you liked the last one.
sydney
tinky ****in winky
sod off edna......he's mine ....!!!Sold
is that the claim for getting knocked off your bike mate...
if it is it seems to have been going on for , what ..?? , nearly four years ..
Meade's Ball
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sod off edna......he's mine ....!!!
is that the claim for getting knocked off your bike mate...
Nearly 5 years now. I only asked for cash for it a couple of years ago as i didn't really realise i could. And that whole way of thinking is dirty and weird.
I saw an audiologist yesterday and he said i was about 20% deaf in the one ear because of it. Not that bad really, but means i am not fully sure where sounds are coming from, the ears working not as one. The dropping of a gruffter i am fairly sure of though, and can normally sniff if it's mine.
It's a not very long list of minor ailments, really, of smallish percentages which overall don't mean death or complete disability. We have a bloke off work at the minute with a dislocated thumb. 2 weeks he's got off, and i slightly feel like him, but with the thumb unrelocatable, never quite able to give anyone an up with it again.
Anyway, i'll get some sort of bonus for not dying and i suppose move on in some way from there. Maybe rent a speedboat for a week and cruise falsely and recklessly at pace.
Man of Harveys
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Dear chap: there's a big old world out there of people who love yo' style, yo' finesse, yo' class and who conveniently don't automatically vomit into their handbags at the mere sight of a saucy young buck like yourself. So go check it out.
Mr Banana
Tedious chump
Matey...tick...buddy...tick...only need a "pal" and we've got the Full English of chav greetings on this thread. G'wannnnn
Tesco in Disguise
Where do we go from here?
*big huggy bears* (though at the same time being careful not to make eye contact or touch a part of un-clothed body)
Don Quixote
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- Nov 4, 2008
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I feel for you pal.
Durlston
"You plonker, Rodney!"
Hope you're ok, Meade's Ball.
If you were both unhappy maybe it was the best thing but it can't be easy for you at the moment. Every day I get asked "Are you ok?" "What's wrong?" Just want to be left alone for a bit, that's all. I'm more of a thinker than a talker about things anyway.
*Big Hug* mate.
If you were both unhappy maybe it was the best thing but it can't be easy for you at the moment. Every day I get asked "Are you ok?" "What's wrong?" Just want to be left alone for a bit, that's all. I'm more of a thinker than a talker about things anyway.
*Big Hug* mate.