Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
So no lawn at all? Are you foreign or something?
It all depends on the size of your garden, or at least the area that's only grass to be grass. If you've got acres, then no. If you need a lawn for a purpose then no. The area I've just finished is 30 m2. It was only there as the standard default as something's got to go there. It's now planted up with butterfly and bee friendly plants which when established will need little maintenance. Better than getting the mower out each week to provide an area of zero bio-diversity and a lot of hard work, unless of course you like mowing?
In answer to the second part of your post, I'm 12.5% Italian. Does that count?!