Anyone else quite like the Eurovision song ?.

[Uncle Spielberg]

I don't know really , could be the pills.

 

[Cian]

No they were not...get your facts right.

Bill Whelan, born in Limerick
Moya Doherty, born in Donegal
John McColgan I believe is a Dubliner

I think if anyone needs to do fact-checking on this, its you.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

So you can sing along tomorrow


Teenage Life

Now hear this

"What did you learn at school today?"
That's what the teachers used to say
But they don't know
Don't understand, do they
Why do they always give advice
Saying "Just be nice, always think twice"
When it's been a long since they had a teenage life

"What did you learn at school today?"
That's what the teachers used to say
But they don't know
Don't understand, do they
Why do they always give advice
Saying "Just be nice, always think twice"
When it's been a long time since they had a teenage life

Dwelling on the past, from back when I was young
Thinking of my school days and trying to write this song
Classroom schemes and dreams
Man they couldn't save me
Cos my days were numbered when I signed down on Avy
Teenage kicks running out what could we do
I still show respect to my boys who made it through
And getting told off Mr T how my life would be
Then giving him a signal
So everyone could see
Sunshine and shade
Those girls I'd serenade
Thinking of those sixth form chicks that misbehave
Hoping that those days would go on and on forever
Every day something new
Just friends running together
But suddenly school ends
Your teenage life gone
All your mates are growing up now
They're moving on
And now I'm looking back
I'll tell you what I know
Do you listen to your teacher?
No I don't think so

"What did you learn at school today?"
That's what the teachers used to say
But they don't know
Don't understand
Do they
Why do they always give advice
Saying "Just be nice, always think twice"
When it's been a long time since they had a teenage life


Now if you treat the kids fine, together they will shine
Ooh ooh ooh shine
And if you give the kids time, they won't do the crime
Won't do the crime

Now my bad old ways
Were during my school days
Messing on those grade A's
My life is just a haze
I'm going through the struggle
Five ten and kicking back
So I could lock my flow
Lace it up now on the track
Oh yeh I felt the pain
Whilst chasing all the fame
I'm being told I'm nothing
Just a player in the game
But now I walk tall
Stand proud for you to see
I'm driving these fast cars
It's five stars for me

"What did you learn at school today?"
That's what the teachers used to say
But they don't know
Don't understand, do they?
Why do they always give advice
Saying "Just be nice, always think twice"
When it's been a long since they had a teenage life

 

[Dave the OAP]

Bill Whelan, born in Limerick
Moya Doherty, born in Donegal
John McColgan I believe is a Dubliner

I think if anyone needs to do fact-checking on this, its you.

I am sorry you are wrong....get over it

 

[Cian]

I am sorry you are wrong....get over it

Where's McColgan from then? I'm sure Ernst & Young would like to know if he's -not- Irish so they can take his "Irish Entreprenuer of the Year" award (given to him for his radio station not Riverdance) off him....

Dave - you can admit you were wrong the first time, its OK

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Fecking hell chill out you two

 

[Silent Bob]

So you can sing along tomorrow


Teenage Life

Now hear this

"What did you learn at school today?"
That's what the teachers used to say
But they don't know
Don't understand, do they
Why do they always give advice
Saying "Just be nice, always think twice"
When it's been a long since they had a teenage life

"What did you learn at school today?"
That's what the teachers used to say
But they don't know
Don't understand, do they
Why do they always give advice
Saying "Just be nice, always think twice"
When it's been a long time since they had a teenage life

Dwelling on the past, from back when I was young
Thinking of my school days and trying to write this song
Classroom schemes and dreams
Man they couldn't save me
Cos my days were numbered when I signed down on Avy
Teenage kicks running out what could we do
I still show respect to my boys who made it through
And getting told off Mr T how my life would be
Then giving him a signal
So everyone could see
Sunshine and shade
Those girls I'd serenade
Thinking of those sixth form chicks that misbehave
Hoping that those days would go on and on forever
Every day something new
Just friends running together
But suddenly school ends
Your teenage life gone
All your mates are growing up now
They're moving on
And now I'm looking back
I'll tell you what I know
Do you listen to your teacher?
No I don't think so

"What did you learn at school today?"
That's what the teachers used to say
But they don't know
Don't understand
Do they
Why do they always give advice
Saying "Just be nice, always think twice"
When it's been a long time since they had a teenage life


Now if you treat the kids fine, together they will shine
Ooh ooh ooh shine
And if you give the kids time, they won't do the crime
Won't do the crime

Now my bad old ways
Were during my school days
Messing on those grade A's
My life is just a haze
I'm going through the struggle
Five ten and kicking back
So I could lock my flow
Lace it up now on the track
Oh yeh I felt the pain
Whilst chasing all the fame
I'm being told I'm nothing
Just a player in the game
But now I walk tall
Stand proud for you to see
I'm driving these fast cars
It's five stars for me

"What did you learn at school today?"
That's what the teachers used to say
But they don't know
Don't understand, do they?
Why do they always give advice
Saying "Just be nice, always think twice"
When it's been a long since they had a teenage life

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

 

[Silent Bob]

I'm surprised the words "the cat sat on the mat" don't feature in there anywhere.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Thats on the b side

 

[HAMPSHIRE DAVE]

The only decent thing ever was watching Jay Ashton of Bucks
Fizz having her skirt torn-off.
Had a thing about here when I was about 15!!!
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
HAMPSHIRE DAVE

 

[O Lads]

It's shocking. It's sung by some peado wigger who's about 45 years old. Why is he singing about teenage life?

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

he has wrote a song which is purely styled to eurovision, yes that means shit. but it will do better than an attempted 'serious song'.

good luck!

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Finland's lot are scary

 

[HAMPSHIRE DAVE]

How did Andy Johnson get on here?
HAMPSHIRE DAVE

 

[RM-Taylor]

If you want to listen to the song you can here :

http://media.putfile.com/Daz-Sampson---Pop-Hits---Teenage-Life

 

[Exmouth Seagull]

Ok, i admit it, time to come out of the closet, i do quite like the ESC. I know its crap, but its good crap. Have had a soft spot ever since Abba at the Dome 1973. Love Wogans hilarious commentary. Its our best song for a few years, and i am someone who normally hates rap.

This should be a poll.

 

[O Lads]

If you want to listen to the song you can here :

http://media.putfile.com/Daz-Sampson---Pop-Hits---Teenage-Life

God no

 

[Uncle C]

Ok, i admit it, time to come out of the closet, i do quite like the ESC. I know its crap, but its good crap. Have had a soft spot ever since Abba at the Dome 1973. Love Wogans hilarious commentary. This should be a poll.

In the half time interval in 1973 they played a Womble song and showed video of the Wombles being driven round in a beach buggy behind Rottingdean windmill.

That was me driving the green Manta Ray

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Well that went well didn't it