Gully
Monkey in a seagull suit.
...that would have to rate as a trick...on them!
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...that would have to rate as a trick...on them!
defrocked priest
Father Footy
Heard the doorbell, answered it, and found a flaming paper bag of poo.
clippedgull
Hotdogs, extra onions
Laxative chocolates wrapped in quality street wrappers is the way to go!
Durlston
"You plonker, Rodney!"
Cheeky Monkey
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- Jul 17, 2003
- 23,884
Lights off/pitch black > no-one home.
Or
Lights off/pitch black > hide behind your front door leaving it slightly ajar > kiddies knock > door opens slightly > jump out with a scream and your head hidden inside your jumper for effect.
Give them a proper halloween experience.
Fantastic, it's like one my work colleagues who sticks a Menorah in his front window at Christmas to keep the carol singers away.
Poyetry In Motion
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I've noticed the phrase Golden Triangle cropping up recently.Which pretentious wanker decided this or is it another ruse aimed at selling houses at inflated prices to the middle classes by estate agent scum?
It's fiveways area. It's always been fiveways area. So I congratulate your other half
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are you just swearing or was it actually a bag of poo on fire?
clippedgull
Hotdogs, extra onions
Fantastic, it's like one my work colleagues who sticks a Menorah in his front window at Christmas to keep the carol singers away.
Had to look up Menorah
but,
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I've noticed the phrase Golden Triangle cropping up recently.Which pretentious wanker decided this or is it another ruse aimed at selling houses at inflated prices to the middle classes by estate agent scum?
It's fiveways area. It's always been fiveways area. So I congratulate your other half
I never heard of this Golden Triangle . What a load of shit. The only golden thing about the area is the piss that accumulates outside The Stabber Brighton's 4th roughest pub, which is slap bang in the middle of this supposed Golden Triangle
tonymgc
Banned
Had the usual parade of witches, skeletons & babies in pumpkin costumes.
The missus refused to let me buy fruit for the little scroungers or make laxitive laced biscuits
The missus refused to let me buy fruit for the little scroungers or make laxitive laced biscuits
In Newhaven? Would you notice the difference. I would suspect knocking on someones door and threatening them is a normal social transaction
I'm impressed that you've basically managed to fixtures your own joke in the same thread as the original.
It wasn't overly amusing either time.
BensGrandad
New member
Hope no kids come to our place as I totally disagree with Halloween absolute stupid celebration that was forced on us by the Americans as we never celebrated it when I was a child. I would give them a treat of verbal abuse and more so to the scrounging parents who encourage it.
marshallmercury
New member
Have welcomed trick or treaters in the past but even the wife did'nt want to have them call this year. Still there are enough freeloaders in this country already without encouraging them from a young age!!
The Ringleader Returns!
Banned
Group of 6 kids. Gave them £1 to share. 
Next group are getting a frozen fishfinger.
Next group are getting a frozen fishfinger.
Chicken Runner61
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- May 20, 2007
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I'm out of sweets and cakes - what next ciggies and cans of beer I suppose?
Collar Feeler
No longer feeling collars
- Jul 26, 2003
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None here, sign on door asking them not to knock. I live in Brighton & Hove not bloody Jefferson City, Missouri. I'm very much in the 'never had it when I was kid and resent its commercialistic american ingress here in the UK camp' - bah humbug. If I wanted moody teenagers in normal clothes sporting a £2 mask from Asda mumbling and basically begging for money then I'd visit Moulscoomb.
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defrocked priest
Father Footy
I used the kettle water to put it out and not stomped.