Any Trick or Treaters yet?

[Deleted User X18H]

A few here Drove side. Nice middle class please and thank you kids so far.

You?

 

[Gully]

About five minutes ago...two adults and a small child...the woman had an American accent, which is certainly unusual in these parts and the bloke looked like the phantom of the opera.

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Where abouts in Gloucestershire do you live, Gully?

 

[Beach Hut]

None yet but Mini has just left with some friends so some sweets are ready.

 

[The Brighton Bear]

No-one so far, thankfully.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

We are giving it another half an hour!

 

[highway61]

Nope. Got a nice big sign on front door saying 'no thanks'

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

My other half is flatly refusing to take her daughter to the 'Golden Triangle' of middle class wankers around Fiveways tonight and is instead supporting 'the hood' (Hollingdean)

 

[On the Left Wing]

Don't expect any... we live in the middle of nowhere, with no street lighting and a half mile track up to our front door.
In any case any kids would probably trip over the earth from the half dug graves from this affo ... had to get rid of the bodies quickly, but will now have to wait until dawn before I can drag them out from behind the stable... serves these bloody back packers right!
Better call my son in ... left him feeding those strange dog like creatures across the kennels after tea...

 

[Deleted User X18H]

We just had a 14 year old (est) corpse bride!!

Edit Trick or Treating that is.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

We just had a 14 year old (est) corpse bride!!

Edit Trick or Treating that is.

Tell them to bugger orf and stop devaluing your property prices!

 

[Frutos]

None here as yet.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

My other half is flatly refusing to take her daughter to the 'Golden Triangle' of middle class wankers around Fiveways tonight and is instead supporting 'the hood' (Hollingdean)

People knocking on random doors and threateninig violence and menaces in lieu of payment in Hollingdean. Busmen and Holiday spring to mind.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

We just had a 14 year old (est) corpse bride!!

Edit Trick or Treating that is.

Are you intending on taking her to your pre-rented unit at the Big Yellow Storage Company Tim?

 

[Deleted User X18H]

None here as yet.

In Newhaven? Would you notice the difference. I would suspect knocking on someones door and threatening them is a normal social transaction

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Are you intending on taking her to your pre-rented unit at the Big Yellow Storage Company Tim?

Er ........No. Not this time.

 

[Bring back Bryan wade!!]

3 in the last half an hour here in Hassocks... I am running out of chocolates will have to be cat treats soon!!

 

[Scampi]

In Newhaven? Would you notice the difference. I would suspect knocking on someones door and threatening them is a normal social transaction

That's cos you're a fuckwit

 

[Gully]

Where abouts in Gloucestershire do you live, Gully?

I live in Gloucester!

 

[clippedgull]

Lights off/pitch black > no-one home.

Or

Lights off/pitch black > hide behind your front door leaving it slightly ajar > kiddies knock > door opens slightly > jump out with a scream and your head hidden inside your jumper for effect.

Give them a proper halloween experience.