On the subject of dogs. Many years ago I went out with a girl whose father showed dobermanns. We were at a dog show at Giggs Lane in Bury once and his back went and he had to lie flat and couldn't move at all. So, muggins here was given a crash course in what to do and then get out into the ring and show this dog off to its full potential. Even allowing for the fact that this beast had many best of breeds to its credit I have never felt such a **** in all my life as when I was prancing around that show area.
Whenever I see even a snippet of Crufts on the tv it comes flooding back.
Whenever I see even a snippet of Crufts on the tv it comes flooding back.