Any Season Ticket Holders...

[Deleted User X18H]

You should have asked Tim where his seat was before you bought yours

You are obsessed with me. If I came around your bedsit I bet it would be festooned with pictures of me 'I'm just a fan Tim honest' then show me a tattoo of me on your gut.

I think I'll sleep with a pitching wedge tonight

 

[jmsc]

You were lucky, normally I sit next to 2 dwarfs.

Oi!

 

[ady1973]

I have a row of old blokes behind me........very funny....not one of them can see who our players are nor can they prenounce any of them. Therefore we shall call him Mr.K or cosov....that would kishishev then......Then complain if somebody stands up when there's a bit of goal mouth action, as their knees weren't what they used to be.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

On a season ticket note, how come they've changed the tickets themselves? As I queued up yesterday I was looking at the ticket, and realised that, whereas last season you had to give up one of the small portions of the ticket to get in, this time the bigger part had Match Ticket on it.

So I got to the turnstile, gave the bloke the bit that says Match Ticket (oddly enough) and he said "No, I need the white bit". Which I didn't have, as I thought it was just a leftover bit from the print process and left it at home, so I pointed out to him "this bit says quite clearly Match Ticket". Turns out that the bit that says Match Ticket is not, quite brilliantly, the match ticket and he told me I'd have to go and speak to the chief steward to see if they'd let me in. Fair enough, I mean I've only had a season ticket for about thirteen years, and been coming week in, week out since 1985.

So I showed the chief steward the bit of the ticket that I did have, and was told, with a massive, begrudging sigh "Go on then, I shouldn't, but I will". Well thanks. Thanks very much for that generous gesture.

SAKE, what IDIOT decided that it would be a smart idea to stick MATCH TICKET all over the bit that isn't actually the match ticket, ie the admission part?

And no, I wasn't the only person this happened to, before I'm accused of being a total spanner