Any chance you could do Kay Burley? Rothbury asks armed police

[Wozza]

The Daily Mash - ANY CHANCE YOU COULD DO KAY BURLEY? ROTHBURY ASKS ARMED POLICE

Funny.

 

[Stoo82]

"And of course by this time I am just looking at her blankly and wishing to God that a little red dot would appear in the middle of her forehead."

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

This was even better:

The Daily Mash - OGLERS TO STOP DENYING IT

and Cheryl Cole's african bitey flu

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

Brilliant!

Whilst violence against women isn't acceptable, there can't be many people, given half the chance, that wouldn't kick Burley in the slice.

 

[The Large One]

Why is this on The Daily Mash? Surely asking Kay Burley to be snipered is real news.

 

[Hiney]

She needs a swift dagger up the clitoris

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Why is this on The Daily Mash? Surely asking Kay Burley to be snipered is real news.

Sky News could cover it 24/7 - just their sort of thing.

 

[The Large One]

Sky News could cover it 24/7 - just their sort of thing.

... after the break.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

... after the break.

Actually it's quuite funny - I do tend to have Sky News on quite a lot, I know it's not perfect, but when you get stories about, say, Michael Jackson, they don't go to an add break for hours, covering every little thng, even when there's nothing happening - but when they covering, say, the Chilcot Inquiry, you know, something actually quite important, they can't wait to go to the break (and the weather).

That's Murdoch for you !!

 

[Stoo82]

I though Murdoch only own about 35% of bskyb?

 

[Stumpy Tim]

This was even better:

The Daily Mash - OGLERS TO STOP DENYING IT

and Cheryl Cole's african bitey flu

Nah. Wozza's one is MUCH better

 

[Tubby Mondays]

She needs a swift dagger up the clitoris

What a mature and adult thing for someone charged with moderating the forum to say.

 

[Hiney]

What a mature and adult thing for someone charged with moderating the forum to say.

You're welcome

 

[Spiros]

She needs a swift dagger up the clitoris

Are you referring to a real knife or something more akin to a pork sword?

 

[chimneys]

What a mature and adult thing for someone charged with moderating the forum to say.

Do as I say not as I do!!

Not only that but Hiney's knowledge of female anatomy is very poor if that comment is anything to go by!

 

[Juan Albion]

What a mature and adult thing for someone charged with moderating the forum to say.

Do as I say not as I do!!

Not only that but Hiney's knowledge of female anatomy is very poor if that comment is anything to go by!

Oh dear. Is this the five minute argument?

 

[Gwylan]

Oh dear. Is this the five minute argument?

I've told you once

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

I've told you once

No you havent.

 

[Hiney]

I'm not arguing unless you pay

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Well if I havent paid then why are you arguing?

HA got you.