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Eric Djemba-Djemba?
Colin Kazim-Richards
Carl Wilson-Denis
I always thought Forbes Phillipson-Masters has got to be the poshest name for a real professional footballer. His son plays for Bournemouth. Maybe we could have done a swop for Cookie.
Now working as a painter and decorator according to Wikipedia - he must have quite a big van.
We did have Johnny Crumplin-Footballgenius did we not? Can I be the first to post Kazenga Lua-Lua?
I appreciate that this is pushing the idea to its limit and also contravening the Spanish naming conventions, but we do also have in our squad Inigo Calderon Zapateria and Vicente Rodriguez Guillen
Good call. So, with CMS, JFC, Lua Lua, Adam El Abd, Jara Reyes (hopefully), could we be on the verge of fielding a team with the most double barrell surnamed players in history? And can we start playing Dave and Ansell Collins' 'Double Barrel' in the warm up music. Should we also start stocking Watneys Red Barrel? That might be going too far.
Forget catering problems, results and rivalries. We need more of this sort of thread on NSC!
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