Any advice on ANTS?

[El Presidente]

Kitchen is crawling with the little blighters, and to make matters worse, they have WINGS too. I can't locate the nest, so any ideas on how to get rid of them, or at least make them pay rent?

 

[Questions]

Introduce cochroachs. They`ll get rid of them.

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

Identify each one, name & shame.

If that doesn't work then there are various fairly lethal powders you can get from supoermarkets/£ shops/garden centres and then have fun watching them run!

 

[The Large One]

Kitchen is crawling with the little blighters, and to make matters worse, they have WINGS too. I can't locate the nest, so any ideas on how to get rid of them, or at least make them pay rent?

How bizarre. I had a shopload of the fuckers this week.

Recommend Ant Killer Powder - the stuff I got came from Asda. Very effective, but try not to breathe the powder and fumes in. Be especially careful around food.

I powdered the little fuckers to DEATH, left it half an hour for them to DIE a slow horrible death, came back and hoovered them up. Job done.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

I powdered the little fuckers to DEATH, left it half an hour for them to DIE a slow horrible death

ants have feelings too y'know

 

[The Large One]

ants have feelings too y'know

I know - mainly AGONY.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

as bob dylan would've sang

"the ants are my friends.....blowing in the wind"

 

[Scotty Mac]

i used to love DROWNING the buggers out with a kettle of hot water

 

[METALMICKY]

Nippon Ant gel always does the trick for me. You just detect where the ants are gaining entry to your house and then during the early evening you lay some gel down. They swarm round the gel and then take it back to the nest and within 2-3 days the queen, nest and all the blighters are dead.

As tempting as it, do not twat the buggers when they are swarming round the gel. The whole idea is long term and you will just be killing those ones to be replaced by another lot. If you don't fancy laying the cleargel along your skirting, carpets etc or you have pets who might try to lick it, you can buy little enclosed pots in which to place the gel.

You can usually get the Nippon gel from any good DIY shop. But of course not one in any way ever connected to BIll Archer!!!!!

 

[withdeanwombat]

Make certain they are not mosque-itos.

 

[tedebear]

Oh nooooooo, don't start me...

I've had a nightmare and have probably killed blue whales and dolphins by now all because of ant powder...

 

[dougdeep]

I'd second the Nippon recommendation, works a treat. They hate copper too by the way.

 

[El Presidente]

I'd second the Nippon recommendation, works a treat. They hate coppers too by the way.

Blimey, how can they tell if you work for the police? Must be more intelligent than I have given them credit for.

 

[Al Bion]

I had a whole host of the winged blighters too this week which I murdered with two kettle's full of boiling hot water. Unfortunately this method isn't recommended for an indoor colony unless you want the mrs to murder you by the same method shortly after.

 

[wadhurstseagull]

Don't tread on an ant he's done nothing to you
There might come a day
When he's treading on you
Don't tread on an ant you'll end up black and blue
You cut off his head
Legs come looking for you

 

[paddy]

i used to love DROWNING the buggers out with a kettle of hot water

Marvelous scenes - boiling and drowning at the same time

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Any adive on ANTS?

Tell them Dec's outside.

 

[Eggmundo]

Before adopting the Genocide option have you tried talking to them?
You never know.

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

There's way too much anti-social behavior on here.

 

[Gully]

I also had an infestation, phoned the council for advice, they said that they would send someone round...the bloke was only bloody dyslexic...told me that he had come to kill Stan!