[Albion] Ansu Fati **Signed On Loan 01/09**

[Colonel Mustard]

To me he seems reliable in sifting through all avaliable information on twitter and packaging it up in a consistent way. He clearly has some connections (with agents most likely) but the rest is just him putting in the hours to search the Internet for information. It must be pretty draining work for him, as his reputation demands he's on top of every deal.

I’d love to know what sort of jobs you’ve had!

 

[ozzygull]

The old CMS depeche mode chant.

AN - SU - FA - TI

He is spanish so why not replace the Bruno song. Nice and easy "ole ole ole ole Fati Fati"

 

[Greg Bobkin]

He is spanish so why not replace the Bruno song. Nice and easy "ole ole ole ole Fati Fati"

"Ansu Fati" at the end, Shirley?

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Don't look back in anger - A song to convince Ansu to stay

Slip inside the eye of your mind
Don't you know you might find
A better place to play (brighton brighton brighton)

You said that you'd never been
But now that you have seen
You are here to stay

Gonna start a revolution in the Prem
'Cause his football brain will be too quick for them
Step outside, come play for Tony Bloom
Yes it may be a soggy place
But you'll use your skill and super pace
Who needs sun and Pa-ella anywaayyy?

[Chorus]
An-Su Fati can play
He knows he has pace and he can play out wide
We hope he's here to stay
"don't look back at Barca" you'll hear us say

 

[Withdean11]

Failed his medical...








...Overweight apparently. Fati.

 

[WATFORD zero]

Well ?

 

[Jim in the West]

I guess the key challenge today is to get the announcement out either well BEFORE the Europa League draw or well AFTERWARDS (to maximise PR from that), so you’d logically expect something around 10-ish, or, say, 3pm….?

Also - what time is RDZ’s presser?

Such a complicated life working for the Albion these days!

 

[AK74]

Also - what time is RDZ’s presser?

1.30pm

 

[Robinjakarta]

As a previous manager once said “we are where we are”, but it’s very exciting while it lasts….

Wasn't it: 'we are WHO we are?'

 

[peterward]

I guess the key challenge today is to get the announcement out either well BEFORE the Europa League draw or well AFTERWARDS (to maximise PR from that), so you’d logically expect something around 10-ish, or, say, 3pm….?

Also - what time is RDZ’s presser?

Such a complicated life working for the Albion these days!

Everyone is expecting it now.so element of surprise isn't so much..... if its true that RDZ wants/wanted more players, the europa league first, then a late double/treble reveal would be good!!

 

[Robinjakarta]

Damn,I just ordered my misses a 5xl with anus fati, bugger

Isn't fourteen letters plus a comma a bit long?

 

[WATFORD zero]

@Bozza's been quiet for a while, do you think he's been GAGGED by PBOBE

 

[rebel51]

Straight to the u21s and not upto speed with rdzs methods yet and take time to bed in. Should be OK to play nov/ Dec time.

 

[Titanic]

@Bozza's been quiet for a while, do you think he's been GAGGED by PBOBE

Pictures are available in Mod Towers, but we are subject to a restraining order.

 

[Monkey Man]

A rather niche chant, for anyone who remembers the Associates, who wants Fati to rhyme with "party", and who can tolerate bad scansion:

So – what if this Fati scores two?
The Amex will love you
In your white and blue
We saw him appear
From Barca to here
Amaze me …

 

[junior]

@Bozza's been quiet for a while, do you think he's been GAGGED by PBOBE

Good sign that he's been embargoed.

 

[Justice]

@Bozza's been quiet for a while, do you think he's been GAGGED by PBOBE

 

[Wellesley]

To the bad manners song Lip up Fatty

Ansu Fati say Ansu Fati for the Season
Brighton want Ansu Fati for a Reason

Listen to the music, shuffle up your feet
Listen to the music the Ansu Fati beat

Moving with the rhythm, sweating with the heat
Playing the rhythm the Ansu Fati beat

Ansu Fati say Ansu Fati for the Season
Brighton have Ansu Fati Ansu Fati for a Reason

He's coming to the Albion,
He'll probably break a bone,
Sit out for the season,
Then f#ck off home

Oh lip up fati.....

 

[ozzygull]

"Ansu Fati" at the end, Shirley?

Yes! that's better

 

[Mellotron]

What is it with this compilations and them having just atrocious music over the top?

There's a market out there for people who like football compilations and have functioning ears.

Agreed - you'd think just once, even by accident, the music would be half decent.