Durlston
"You plonker, Rodney!"
My bet is his defence will centre on how he’s been “depressed” as he hasn’t played competitive football for a year.
And yes, the old line of "depression" will resurface, when he's got absolutely nothing to be down about. Dream job - tick. Multi-millionaire - tick. Anonymous face you wouldn't recognise in the street - tick. He's got it all. And yet some greasy lawyer will represent the weasel and he'll get away with a slap on the wrist when he could have killed someone (six month ban, £10k fine and maybe community service).
Tw@t.