clapham_gull
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- Aug 20, 2003
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Last nights catering expereince of the refreshment staff.
Me: Can I have 2 pints and 2 halves please?
Azure person: Sorry we don't do halves.
Me: Yes you do, that's what i ordered. and recieved last time.
Azure: Not from this till:
Me: I think you'll find it was you know.
Azure: Well not fro me, we dont have small beakers.
Me: What are they then, those smaller ones next to the pint ones?
Azure: Dunno.
Me: OK, can I have 2 pints and 2 lagers in the smaller beakers please?
Azure: I'll have to charge you for pints for the smaller ones, the till doesn't do half prices.
Me: Yes it does, thats what I got charged last time. Look, never mind, can I have 3 pints please and could you give me 2 of those smaller glasses aswell.
Azure: No.
Me: i think you may need to try another proffesion.
This conversation really happened, WSU North End last bar.
Reminded of last Christmas in a pub in Balham. A good pub by the way - a big Youngs.
"Can I have a half of lager and a half of bitter (whatever it was)"
Person behind the bar disappeared for ages whilst a queue developed behind me.
"What's wrong...." "No idea...."
Finally they returned behind the bar but were deep in conversation with the manager. They come over...
"Are you sure you want half a lager and half a bitter ?"
"Yes"
"In the same glass ?"
"No"
"But you asked for half a lager and a half of bitter ?"
"Yes, but can I have them in separate glasses ?"
"Not together ?"
"No on their own...."
Bar was in hysterics.