Another joke

[Tim]

supermarkets in ipswich are tryin not to offend customers by taking down all carltons of five alive.

 

[Captain Pugwash]

the weather is terrible in ipswich. accroding to reports its minus 5

 

[the wanderbus]

Police in Ipswich are warning men who wish to use a prostitute over christmas to hurry while stocks last


Have you heard about the dyslexic santa? He's been leaving prossies under tree's

 

[Skint Gull]

Can we please make this the amnesty to get rid of all you're f***ing RUBBISH whore jokes. I LOVE bad taste jokes as much as the next bloke but EVERY SINGLE ONE on this issue is RUBBISH!

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

I seem to be seeing new ones of these everytime I look on hear lol.

I admit they are a tad out of order BUT I dont care.

 

[Skint Gull]

I seem to be seeing new ones of these everytime I look on hear lol.

I admit they are a tad out of order BUT I dont care.

I don't care how out of order they are, they're just not humerous. All so predictable and crap i'm afraid!

 

[the wanderbus]

they are all crap, thats why theyre funny. better to laugh at a crap out of order joke than be a pompous, anally retentive tosspot though.

 

[Djmiles]

They're funny, but it's the fact all of them are being repeated OVER and OVER again

 

[Skint Gull]

better to laugh at a crap out of order joke than be a pompous, anally retentive tosspot though.

Can't work out if thats a dig towards me or a general comment? Like I said, I normally laugh at a funny joke that many would consider insensative, I just think these ones are all so predictable and are just different ways of sayin the same thing, its boring!

 

[Mr Burns]

Police in Ipswich are warning men who wish to use a prostitute over christmas to hurry while stocks last

Thats the best one I've heard so far!

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

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[the wanderbus]

Can't work out if thats a dig towards me or a general comment? Like I said, I normally laugh at a funny joke that many would consider insensative, I just think these ones are all so predictable and are just different ways of sayin the same thing, its boring!

general comment aimed at the many holier than thou posters

 

[DJ Leon]

they are all crap, thats why theyre funny. better to laugh at a crap out of order joke than be a pompous, anally retentive tosspot though.

Because of course taking offence at a joke about murdered women WOULD make you 'a pompous, anally retentive tosspot'.

 

[seven stands]

All these murders have made me take a new look on life. I have made up with my ex wife, I have brought her a nice new mini skirt and paid for her to go on a late night shopping trip to Ipswich

 

[the wanderbus]

Because of course taking offence at a joke about murdered women WOULD make you 'a pompous, anally retentive tosspot'.

No it wouldn't, but berating anyone who doesn't would.

 

[DJ Leon]

No it wouldn't, but berating anyone who doesn't would.

Oh I get it. Being offended is OK, complaining about it isn't.

 

[Springal]

laughing at people being killed and then left in a field is so hilarious

 

[Everest]

The funniest thing though is the minutes silence before the Ipswich/Leeds game.
A minutes silence for 5 prostitutes? What next? A minutes silence for the death of Falmer village when the stadium finally gets the go ahead? Now that seems a good idea.

 

[Springal]

at the end of the day they are 5 dead women, someones daughter, someones sister, someones neices etc.

 

[the wanderbus]

Oh I get it. Being offended is OK, complaining about it isn't.

you dont get it though do you,its not the being offended,its not the complaining its the continual belittlement of anyone who doesn't agree with the resident thought police. If you dont like the content of a particular thread why keep revisiting it ?