Another great Argus headline

[El Presidente]

It's nice to know there's a little part of Alan Partridge still in existence at Argus Towers

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

Why was the flat so upset about a sock being set on fire?

 

[AZ Gull]

How did the sock gut the flat?

 

[AmexRuislip]

Why was the flat so upset about a sock being set on fire?

 

[Badger]

Why was the flat convicted of arson?

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

Also, how did a flat commit arson in the first place?

Edit; Ninja'd by a Badger.

 

[pearl]

How did the sock gut the flat?

with a nasty kick? where was the other sock at the time?

 

[GingerBeerMan]

Why was the flat so upset about a sock being set on fire?

No, you misunderstand. The flat had previously been convicted of arson and so the sock gutted it. The boy set the sock on fire because he didn't like how it treated the flat.

 

[BHAFC_Pandapops]

Sub headline: Judge socks it to him.

 

[yxee]

The sock gutted the flat so for revenge the teenager set fire to it.

 

[pearl]

No, you misunderstand. The flat had previously been convicted of arson and so the sock gutted it. The boy set the sock on fire because he didn't like how it treated the flat.

where do you buy your drugs?

 

[BBassic]

I love The Argus.

I've often thought about setting up a blog for people to post versions of their stories which actually make, y'know, sense.

 

[smeg]

Did the other sock get away then?

 

[Boroseagull]

And from today's Argus....................Ground-breaking deaf cafe opens in Brighton

 

[Taybha]

And from today's Argus....................Ground-breaking deaf cafe opens in Brighton

Pardon ?

 

[Gabbafella]

Darn socks.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

And from today's Argus....................Groun d-breaking deaf cafe opens in Brighton

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Did the other sock get away then?

They were an inseparable pair until that fateful day when one of them left that flat gutted, and sadly for this pair, that sock hasn't been seen again since (rumours that the other sock is now living off a very large insurance settlement in the Seychelles has yet to be proven)

 

[pearl]

They were an inseparable pair until that fateful day when one of them left that flat gutted, and sadly for this pair, that sock hasn't been seen again since (rumours that the other sock is now living off a very large insurance settlement in the Seychelles has yet to be proven)

so it isn't true that they are now living as a mitten?

 

[Wellesley]

Did the other sock get away then?

Yes, on foot.