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Dick Knights Mumm

Take me Home Falmer Road
Jul 5, 2003
19,736
Hither and Thither
It's a fine line.

Defeated by a can of tuna.

End up in Casualty because of can of tuna.

Both having a potential adverse effect on your masculinity.

I think you've taken the right decision to go for Cheese and Bovril so you can mull it over, in manly way. Cheese and Bovril has all the sense and flavour of I've lost the battle but not the war.

A good assessment. Live to made a tuna sandwich another day.

I am not sure about the Bovril. Don't you know anyone that makes chutney that can give you a bottle for this type of calamity ?
 


Brovion

In my defence, I was left unsupervised.
NSC Patron
Jul 6, 2003
19,871
Bovril.!!!!! With cheese? :sick:
Seventeen posts before the true HORROR of the situations is highlighted. I can only guess the earlier posters were either too polite (or too traumatised) to point out that a cheese and Bovril sandwich IS A CRIME AGAINST GOD AND NATURE!

Have Marmite and cheese sandwich for crying out loud rather than stuff that's been scraped off the floor of an abattoir.
 


Seventeen posts before the true HORROR of the situations is highlighted. I can only guess the earlier posters were either too polite (or too traumatised) to point out that a cheese and Bovril sandwich IS A CRIME AGAINST GOD AND NATURE!

Have Marmite and cheese sandwich for crying out loud rather than stuff that's been scraped off the floor of an abattoir.

Bovril is superior to Marmite in EVERY way. And it contains cow.
 






Brovion

In my defence, I was left unsupervised.
NSC Patron
Jul 6, 2003
19,871
Bovril is superior to Marmite in EVERY way. And it contains cow.
But the cheese! Won't somebody think of the cheese! The poor substance may well find itself pressed up against the slimy remains of its mother. That can be very traumatising for a piece of cheddar let me tell you, it could be in therapy for YEARS.
 


But the cheese! Won't somebody think of the cheese! The poor substance may well find itself pressed up against the slimy remains of its mother. That can be very traumatising for a piece of cheddar let me tell you, it could be in therapy for YEARS.

Then I suggest the usage of goats cheese.
 


skipper734

Registered ruffian
Aug 9, 2008
9,189
Curdridge
Bovril is superior to Marmite in EVERY way. And it contains cow.

Nonsense. Marmite is far superior to Bovril, as it contains essence of Real Ale.
 




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Gangsta

New member
Jul 6, 2003
813
Withdean
For a moment I thought I'd gone into Facebook by mistake.
 






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