[Humour] Andy Townsend

[Mackenzie]

Prick.

 

[WhingForPresident]

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I don’t think he realised at all, how much it came across that he wanted Chelsea to win.

 

[banjo]

Andy Bellend.

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

Prick.

What was spouted out of the CJTC mouth this time?

My personal favourite Andy Townsendism: that chance came too early for *insert strikers name* in the match. When they have squandered a golden opportunity in the 17th minute.

I thought I escaped him leaving the country but he has been on TV commentating in the US recently.

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

 

[vegster]

Prick.

18 years on the board and 31,000 posts and you have JUST figured this out ?

 

[Gazwag]

Suddenly improved showing no sympathy to moaning Chelsea twats

 

[portlock seagull]

Game of 2 halves for him. Didn’t notice in 1st, but as 2nd went on it became increasingly apparent. His MoTM was laughable, lost all credibility. Did well not to say “we” or “us” by the end.

 

[Mackenzie]

What was spouted out of the CJTC mouth this time?

My personal favourite Andy Townsendism: that chance came too early for *insert strikers name* in the match. When they have squandered a golden opportunity in the 17th minute.

I thought I escaped him leaving the country but he has been on TV commentating in the US recently.

Utterly one eyed throughout the match, surprised to see him wearing normal clothes and not a Chelsea shirt.

Relentlessly biased.

 

[pasty]

 

[El Turi]

Unbelievably biased. I’m so glad ITV binned him off a few years ago.

 

[Badger]

I was absolutely delighted with Townsend...

...choosing Amazon over DAZN

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

Utterly one eyed throughout the match, surprised to see him wearing normal clothes and not a Chelsea shirt.

Relentlessly biased.

The irony being Chelsea fans have probably forgotten he played for them.

 

[Motogull]

Bent nosed kunnt.

 

[El Turi]

Aluko was as biased as well. It makes the deserved point much sweeter.

 

[Doonhamer7]

All 3 of them (incl Poyet) looked pissed off at the end ������

 

[AmexRuislip]

Andy Townsend is just another, in a long line of pundits who play it safe, by going for the easy option.

 

[Weststander]

Aluko was as biased as well. It makes the deserved point much sweeter.

Going on about penalties that never were zzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[BadFish]

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Incredible!! I this true?

It is not an exaggeration to say that if this is his professional opinion, he should never work again.

Surely there are enough ex footballers wanting to be pundits that this sort of idiocy doesn't have to be suffered.

If not then surely an ex goal post would be available?