[Albion] Andi Zeqiri (Now Signed)

[phoenix]

Being as i was on about shit Swiss jokes. Perhaps i should stop being a wind-up merchant.

sod it i've given up !

 

[maltaseagull]

As the great philosopher and legendary centre forward Glenn Murray once said- "It doesn't matter what league you are in, the goal posts don't move"

Fair comment but in the clip, neither did many of the defenders

 

[Saladpack Seagull]

He looks good from the YouTube vid but he is scoring goals against a bunch of farmers.

Our opponents in the Boer Wars were a bunch of farmers - tough b**t**ds, though admittedly more accurate with Mauser rifles than with their football boots!

 

[highflyer]

God, you lot with the puns.

Won't Ge Neva give up?

 

[Megazone]

Fair comment but in the clip, neither did many of the defenders

The defenders were just completely startled by him. I can spot this as I have this same effect on people all the time.

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

God, you lot with the puns.

Won't Ge Neva give up?

I guess not, in a minute I'm going to go emmental at him.

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[Barnet Seagull]

God, you lot with the puns.

Won't Ge Neva give up?

ThatZ urich coming from you

 

[moggy]

ThatZ urich coming from you

Geeeeez
I’d have thought these puns would’ve BERNEd out by now!

 

[Megazone]

Geeeeez
I’d have thought these puns would’ve BERNEd out by now!

These puns are going to Senderos mad

 

[BluesRockDJ]

Why are the Kosovans bigging him up on Twitter ?

 

[AmexRuislip]

Impressive scoring record.

Yeh, he was last season's joint top scorer in the Toblerone Swiss Army Knife cup competition

 

[vagabond]

The mods may close this thread if you lot don’t behave.

Watch out lads.

 

[albionalex]

Yeh, he was last season's joint top scorer in the Toblerone Swiss Army Knife cup competition

Has 9 in 9 for Switzerland U21's, including a brace against France U21's. In that same game, Odsonne Edouard scored who is valued at 30 million.

 

[rogersix]

Can someone please tell me when these shit jokes have ceased. So i can enjoy the thread, thanks

[MENTION=6886]Bozza[/MENTION]'s got to spend some of his vast profits from this site on a pun filter,

please

 

[Stat Brother]

[MENTION=6886]Bozza[/MENTION]'s got to spend some of his vast profits from this site on a pun filter,

please

This is crap playground nonsense that any halfwit can spew out.

Come back to me when you've lived through:-

Cold and wet weaver.

I've mainlined pure uncut pun, I'm impervious to this dross.

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Yodel him up, Tony.


There's a #12 shirt waiting.

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Can we just all Rolex, I’m certain this has legs


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[rogersix]

This is crap playground nonsense that any halfwit can spew out.

Come back to me when you've lived through:-

Cold and wet weaver.

I've mainlined pure uncut pun, I'm impervious to this dross.

if ever this shiz gets back to normal, where exactly do you sit? sw somewhere? but where precisely?

i want to rough you up,

yes, in front of junior

 

[Stat Brother]

if ever this shiz gets back to normal, where exactly do you sit? sw somewhere? but where precisely?

i want to rough you up,

yes, in front of junior

You can join the back of that queue.

Although there won't be much left as I've never yet met a person who couldn't duff me up.

 

[Justice]

Why are the Kosovans bigging him up on Twitter ?

They are very fondue of him