Anagrams

[The Large One]

OK, Brainpoppers, your task for today is...

Make the best anagram out of this name - MELANIE CUTRESS

Try to keep it appropriate, but try to keep it clean. I understand that those two might be at different ends of the scale, but give it a go. I've never been rude about Melanie Cutress before and I'm making an exception for that old cow now.

Here's one - it's a bit shit, but hey-ho...

ICEMEN ARE SLUTS

GO...







PS, there a re four typos on the Forfar homepage. Just thought I'd let you know.

 

[tip top]

secure ailments

 

[Jesus Gul]

... Pipped To The Secure Ailments Post

 

[tip top]

Mrs Melanie Cutress=

Crummier Staleness

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Just as an aside ...

Which is better? RARE BONK MAN or RARE KNOB MAN for our favourite local Lib Dem MP?

 

[Silent Bob]

A Mess **** Liar I

 

[Silent Bob]

A rectums senile

 

[pasty]

Resistance Mule
Surliest Menace

 

[Braders]

Lame C**t Ressie

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Testicular Semen

 

[Jesus Gul]

cum arse slit-een

 

[Tooting Gull]

Tease trim uncles

OK, so there's some villagers who don't get out much.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Scat leisure men.
Slut menace, sire.

 

[pasty]

Melanie Cutress FPC = Scenic Falmer upset

 

[Braders]

Testicular Semen

best so far

 

[Eggmundo]

Crack Whore

(admittedly you do have to add a few and take some away but it is there...)

 

[Dave the OAP]

ALAN = ANAL

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Melanie Cutress FPC = Scenic Falmer upset

A little contrived, but a top effort.

 

[gjh1971]

Colin Wanker

 

[Trigger]

C U N T - I'd have used the other letters but they weren't granted planning permission.