Anagrams of famous people's names...

[Pavilionaire]

Bored at work so had a play with JADE GOODY-TWEED and got:

O Joy! Get wed...dead!

 

[pasty]

Diego Maradona = O dear I'm a gonad

 

[Gritt23]

David Ginola = Vagina Dildo.

 

[Marshy]

Rodney Marsh = Horny Dreams

 

[pasty]

Maheta Molango = Ah, a goal moment

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Norman Baker = Rare Knob Man

 

[Taybha]

David Ginola = Vagina Dildo.

 

[Biscuit]

BRYAN ADAMS - DRAB AS MANY

DOUGLAS ADAMS - LOUD MAD SAGAS

SPIRO AGNEW - GROW A PENIS

WOODY ALLEN - A LEWD LOONY

GILLIAN ANDERSON - NO ALIENS DARLING

PAMELA ANDERSON - SPARED ME NO ANAL

PETER ANDRE - A PRETENDER

URSULA ANDRESS - A RUDE LASS RUNS

JENNIFER ANISTON - FINE IN TORN JEANS

PRINCESS ANNE - NICE SPANNERS

LOUIS ARMSTRONG - ROUSING MORTALS

FRED ASTAIRE - I TREAD SAFER

MICHAEL ATHERTON - I’M THAT CLEAN HERO

ANTONIO BANDERAS - NO BRAINS ON A DATE

TYRA BANKS - YANKS BRAT

BRIGITTE BARDOT - BIG TITTED OR BRA

GARY BARLOW - GROWLY ARAB

DREW BARRYMORE - MERRY WARDROBE

MICHAEL BARRYMORE - I’M A MERRY BACHELOR

KIM BASINGER - SEMI BARKING

WARREN BEATTY - BEWARE TYRANT

DAVID BECKHAM - HAM DIVED BACK

VICTORIA BECKHAM - MARK A BITCH VOICE

GEORGE BEST - GO GETS BEER

TONY BLACKBURN - BLUNT RACY KNOB

CHERIE BLAIR - REICH BAILER

TONY BLAIR - LIBYAN ROT

CATE BLANCHETT - CANCEL THAT BET

ENID BLYTON - TINY BLONDE

HUMPHREY BOGART - HYPER RAMBO THUG

JAMES BOND - DEMON JABS

IAN BOTHAM - OH MAN I BAT

VIRGINIA BOTTOMLEY - I’M AN EVIL TORY BIGOT

SIR GEOFFREY BOYCOTT - BIG SCORE OF FORTY YET

BILLY BRAGG - GARBLY GLIB

GYLES BRANDRETH - RASHLY BRED GENT

SANDRA BULLOCK - BLAND ORAL SUCK

EMMA BUNTON - MAN BUM NOTE

ROBERT BURNS - TORN RUBBERS

GEORGE BUSH - HE BUGS GORE

KATE BUSH - SHUT BEAK

JULIUS CAESAR - CASUAL JURIES

NICHOLAS CAGE - I CONCEAL SHAG

MARTI CAINE - I’M IN A CRATE

MICHAEL CAINE - I’M A NICE LEACH

AL CAPONE - CAPE LOAN

PIERRE CARDIN - RANDIER PRICE

WILL CARLING - WIN CALL GIRL

KIM CARNES - SKIN CREAM

WILLIE CARSON - SO I’LL WIN RACE

ROY CASTLE - A CLOSE TRY

FIDEL CASTRO - DOCILE FARTS

COCO CHANEL - COOL CHANCE

KEITH CHEGWIN - GEEK WITH CHIN

MAURICE CHEVALIER - I’M A CRUEL ACHIEVER

DAME AGATHA CHRISTIE - I AM A RIGHT DEATH CASE

LINFORD CHRISTIE - FLIRTED IN CHOIRS

MADONNA LOUISE CICCONE - OCCASIONAL NUDE INCOME

ERIC CLAPTON - NARCOLEPTIC

SANTA CLAUS - CASUAL ANTS

CASSIUS CLAY - CASUAL CISSY

PATSY CLINE - A SPICY LENT

HILLARY CLINTON - ONLY I CAN THRILL

MARTIN CLUNES - INTERNAL SCUM

NAT KING COLE - LACKING TONE

DAVID COLEMAN - MADE VOCAL DIN

ROBBIE COLTRANE - BLOB RECREATION

SEAN CONNERY - ANNOY SCREEN

CATHERINE COOKSON - NO A SHOCK ERECTION

ALICE COOPER - A LOCO RECIPE

GARY COOPER - A COY GROPER

JILLY COOPER - JOLLY COPIER

ELVIS COSTELLO - VOICE SELLS LOT

SIMON COWELL - SWIM COLONEL

WENDY CRAIG - A DYING CREW

BING CROSBY - SOBBING CRY

RUSSELL CROWE - SCOWLER RULES

TOM CRUISE - SO I’M CUTER

MADAME CURIE - ME RADIUM ACE

GENERAL CUSTER - CRUEL SERGEANT

PAUL DANIELS - DEAL US IN PAL

TED DANSON - TANNED SOD

BETTE DAVIS - SAVED TIBET

DORIS DAY - DIARY SOD

ROBIN DAY - BAD IRONY

DANIEL DAY-LEWIS - IDEAL SINEWY LAD

CHRIS DE BURGH - BIRCH RED GUSH

ROBERT DE NIRO - ERROR ON BIDET

FRANKIE DETTORI - TAKEN IT FOR RIDE

STEPHANIE DE SYKES - THE PISSED YANKEES

PRINCESS DIANA - ASCEND IN PARIS

CAMERON DIAZ - CRAZED I MOAN

LEONARDO DI CAPRIO - OCEAN IDOL OR A DRIP

WALT DISNEY - SADLY I WENT

BOB DYLAN - BLAND BOY

SHEENA EASTON - SHE’S A NEAT ONE

CLINT EASTWOOD - OLD WEST ACTION

THOMAS ALVA EDISON - AH IONS MADE VOLTS

PRINCE EDWARD - PRANCED WEIRD

BLAKE EDWARDS - WEAK BLADDERS

ALBERT EINSTEIN - ELITE BRAIN NEST

DUKE ELLINGTON - LIKED LONG TUNE

DAVID ESSEX - SEX ADVISED

GLORIA ESTEFAN - LARGE FAT NOISE

LINDA EVANGELISTA - ALLEVIATING DANES

CHRISTOPHER EVANS - HE’S A RICH TV PERSON

GUY FAWKES - GAWKY FUSE

LES FERDINAND - DEFINED SNARL

ALEX FERGUSON - SEX FUN GALORE

ALBERT FINNEY - BANTER FINELY

MICHAEL FLATLEY - CALAMITY HE FELL

CALISTA FLOCKHART - LA CHICK FARTS A LOT

SADIE FROST - A TOSSED FIR

ANDY GARCIA - A RANCID GAY

JUDY GARLAND - DUNG JAR LADY

PAUL GASCOIGNE - CASUAL PIG GONE

BILL GATES - GETS A BILL

GARETH GATES - SHATTER A EGG

BOY GEORGE - BOGEY OGRE

RICKY GERVAIS - SCARY KIEV RIG

MEL GIBSON - BIG MELONS

DAVID GINOLA - VAGINA DILDO

WILLIAM EWART GLADSTONE - WILD AGITATOR MEANS WELL

GARY GLITTER - TRY LARGE GIT

LADY GODIVA - AVIDLY A DOG

JADE GOODY - A DODGY JOE

MICHAEL GRADE - MEGA RICH DEAL

BILLY GRAHAM - BIG RALLY HAM

LESLIE GRANTHAM - MEGA STAR IN HELL

GERMAINE GREER - EMERGE ANGRIER

CHE GUEVARA - A HUGE CRAVE

ALEC GUINNESS - GENUINE CLASS

OSCAR HAMMERSTEIN - MASS ROMANTIC HERE

GEORGE HARRISON - HEAR SINGER OR GO

TERI HATCHER - REACH HER TIT

NIGEL HAVERS - GIRLS HEAVEN

GOLDIE HAWN - LIE DOWN HAG

TIM HENMAN - ME THIN MAN

MICHAEL HESELTINE - HE IS THE ILL MENACE

DAMON HILL - HONDA MILL

PARIS HILTON - I SPIN HARLOT

ADOLF HITLER - HEIL OLD FART

DUSTIN HOFFMAN - FIND SOFT HUMAN

AMANDA HOLDEN - DO HANDLE A MAN

NODDY HOLDER - ODDLY HORNED

SADDAM HUSSEIN - UN’S SAID HE’S MAD

ANGELICA HUSTON - THE UNSOCIAL NAG

EDDIE IRVINE - I NEED I DRIVE

BURL IVES - EVIL RUBS

MICHAEL JACKSON - SO CHECK JAIL MAN

BILLY JOEL - JOLLY BILE

BUSTER KEATON - BROKEN STATUE

DIANE KEATON - DO ANNIE TAKE

ROSS KEMP - PORK MESS

FELICITY KENDAL - FINE TICKLE LADY

JOHN KERRY - HORNY JERK

GENGHIS KHAN - HE HANGS KING

NICOLE KIDMAN - A DEMONIC LINK

NEIL KINNOCK - I KNOCK LENIN

OSAMA BIN LADEN - A BAD MAN NO LIES

NORMAN LAMONT - NOT NORMAL MAN

CYNDI LAUPER - LUNACY PRIDE

STAN LAUREL - ALL ARE NUTS

YVES ST LAURENT - LUSTY VETERANS

JUDE LAW - JAW DUEL

NIGEL LAWSON - WE ALL SIGN ON

YASMIN LE BON - MAINLY BONES

DAVID LETTERMAN - I DEMAND TV LATER

MONICA LEWINSKY - NICE SILKY WOMAN

DAVID LLOYD GEORGE - GIDDY OLD AGE LOVER

SOPHIA LOREN - ONE POSH LIAR

COURTNEY LOVE - VERY COOL TUNE

DES LYNAM - LADYS MEN

ANDIE MACDOWELL - A WILD OLD MENACE

ELLE MACPHERSON - HER MEN COLLAPSE

PETER MANDELSON - LAMENTED PERSON

BARRY MANILOW - LIBRARY WOMAN

CHARLES MANSON - CHARMLESS ANON

CHAIRMAN MAO - I AM ON A MARCH

DIEGO MARADONA - O DEAR I’M A GONAD

RODNEY MARSH - HORNEY DREAMS

LEE MARVIN - EVILER MAN

BRIAN MAY - MANY A RIB

PAUL MCCARTNEY - PAY MR CLEAN CUT

MEAT LOAF - O FAT MALE

DAVID MELLOR - DILDO MARVEL

PAUL MERTON - LAME PUN ROT

MELINDA MESSENGER - MASSED MEN LEERING

GEORGE MICHAEL- HIM A GREECE LOG

BETTE MIDLER - DIET TREMBLE

KYLIE MINOGUE - I LIKE EM YOUNG

MARILYN MONROE - MERRILY MOAN ON

COLIN MONTGOMERIE - GRIM EMOTION CLONE

KEITH MOON - THE KIMONO

DEMI MOORE - MOODIER ME

ERIC MORECAMBE - ME BE RARE COMIC

ALANIS MORISSETTE - SNOT MATERIALISES

KATE MOSS - MET OK ASS

ALISON MOYET - ONE MOIST LAY

WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART - A FAMOUS GERMAN WALTZ GOD

FRANKIE MUNIZ - RUIN A MINK FEZ

EDDIE MURPHY - HEY PRIM DUDE

BILL MURRAY - RUMBLY LIAR

PETE MURRAY - MATURE PREY

MARTINA NAVRATILOVA - VARIANT RIVAL TO A MAN

LIAM NEESON - MENIAL NOSE

FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE - ANGEL OF THE RECLINING

LEONARD NIMOY - ON MY ALIEN ROD

GRAHAM NORTON - HANG RAT MORON

BILLY OCEAN - EBONY LILAC

DES O’CONNOR - SON CROONED

SINEAD O’CONNOR - INSANE DO CROON

BILL ODDIE - ILL BODIED

GARY OLDMAN - GROAN MADLY

MARIE OSMOND - MORMON IDEAS

CLIVE OWEN - NICE VOWEL

SID OWEN - SOD WINE

AL PACINO - I ANAL COP

IAN PAISLEY - PAIN EASILY

GWYNETH PALTROW - WOW LENGTHY PART

MICHAEL PARKINSON - SHRINK A POLICEMAN

POSTMAN PAT - STAMP PANTO

LUCIANO PAVAROTTI - PUT ON A RAVIOLI ACT

SIR ROBERT PEEL - TERRIBLE POSER

ROSS PEROT - PRO TOSSER

PAT PHOENIX - NEXT A HIPPO

LESTER PIGGOTT - GOT ST LEGER TIP

BILLIE PIPER - LIPPIER BILE

BRAD PITT - PRATT BID

SIDNEY POITIER - I DESIRE NO PITY

MARCO POLO - A COOL ROMP

MICHAEL PORTILLO - A COOL LIMP HITLER

DENNIS POTTER - PERTINENT SOD

HARRY POTTER - TRY HERO PART

ELVIS AARON PRESLEY - SEEN ALIVE SORRY PAL

DENNIS QUAID - DAD IN SEQUIN

PAULA RADCLIFFE - AFAR IF DULL PACE

RASPUTIN - PURITANS

BASIL RATHBONE - THIS BANAL BORE

SIMON RATTLE - ALMOST INERT

CHRIS REA - RICH ARSE

NANCY REAGAN - AN ACE GRANNY

RONALD WILSON REAGAN - INSANE ANGLO WARLORD

OTIS REDDING - SING IT ODDER

OLIVER REED - ERODE LIVER

BURT REYNOLDS - STORY BLUNDER

JULIA ROBERTS - I RULE STAR JOB

LINDA RONSTADT - AN OLD TARTS DIN

AXL ROSE - ORAL SEX

SIR PETER PAUL RUBENS - SUPERB PAINTER RULES

GREG RUSEDSKI - RUGGED KISSER

SALMAN RUSHDIE - READ SHUN ISLAM

MEG RYAN - GERMANY

WINONA RYDER - WINDY ON REAR

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER - HE’S GROWN LARGE N CRAZED

DAVID SEAMAN - A MAN DID SAVE

NEIL SEDAKA - IDEAL SNAKE

MONICA SELES - A SLICE SO MEAN

CAPTAIN SENSIBLE - CANNABIS EPISTLE

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE - I’LL MAKE A WISE PHRASE

AREIL SHARON - OH RAN ISRAEL

TEDDY SHERINGHAM - HE’S DARNED MIGHTY

CLAIRE SHORT - HARLOT CRIES

ALICIA SILVERSTONE - EROTICA VILLAINESS

CARLY SIMON - MOANS LYRIC

BART SIMPSON - RONS BAPTISM

NANCY SINATRA - A RACIST NANNY

CHRISTIAN SLATER - A RICH SILENT STAR

WAYNE SLEEP - YES NEW LEAP

DELIA SMITH - HATE IS MILD

MEL SMITH - SMELT HIM

DAVID SOUL - VALID DUOS

GRAEME SOUNESS - A GENEROUS MESS

BRITNEY SPEARS - PRESBYTERIANS

STEVEN SPIELBERG - BEST SPLEEN GIVER

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN - A BURSTING PRESENCE

SYLVESTER STALLONE - OVER TALENTLESS SLY

LISA STANSFIELD - IS LASS INFLATED

RICHARD STARKEY - RATHER SCARY KID

PATRICK STEWART - CAP STAR TREK WIT

ROD STEWART - WORST DATER

MICHAEL STIPE - THIS EPIC MALE

OLIVER STONE - VIOLENT SORE

SHARON STONE - NOT ON HER ASS

LEVI STRAUSS - ASS RIVULETS

JANET STREET-PORTER - TART JEERS TO REPENT

ALAN MICHAEL SUGAR - A LARGE LUSH MANIAC

KIEFER SUTHERLAND - INTERFERED AS HULK

CHRIS TARRANT - RICH RAT RANTS

DENNIS TAYLOR - NASTILY ON RED

ELIZABETH TAYLOR - I THE LAZY BLOATER

JAMES TAYLOR - ORAL MAJESTY

MARGARET THATCHER - THAT GREAT CHARMER

TERRY THOMAS - TORY HAMSTER

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE - I’M A JERK BUT LISTEN

CHRISTOPHER TIMOTHY - COP THIS HERRIOT MYTH

LEON TROTSKY - KNOTTY LOSER

MIKE TYSON - MY NOSE KIT

PETER USTINOV - SOVIET PUNTER

CAROL VORDERMAN -CRAVED MORN ORAL

VIRGINIA WADE - I WIDER VAGINA

DENNIS WATERMAN - NEW SATAN MINDER

STEVE WAUGH - WE HAVE GUTS

SIGOURNEY WEAVER - REVIEWS ANGER YOU

ARSENE WENGER - RENEWS ENRAGE

BARRY WHITE - WIRY BATHER

OSCAR WILDE - I LACE WORDS

ROBBIE WILLIAMS - A SLIMIER OWL BIB

ROBIN WILLIAMS - I WARM BILLIONS

SERENA WILLIAMS - LEAN WAR MISSILE

RICHARD WILSON - SARDONIC WHIRL

BARBARA WINDSOR - RAW BRAINS BROAD

KATE WINSLET - NEW TITS LEAK

DALE WINTON - INTO NEW LAD

DENNIS WISE SNIDE SWINE

TERRY WOGAN - NEW RAT ORGY

NATALIE WOOD - I WANTED A LOO

VICTORIA WOOD - AVOID COW RIOT

TIGER WOODS - WEIRDO TOGS

IAN WRIGHT - I WAR THING

WILLIAM BUTLER YEATS - SIT WRITE ME A LULLABY

Hopefully this'll put an end to it.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

As comic Dave Allen once said of Rev Ian Paisley ... VILE IRA PANSY

Except that it's not quite right, which makes me admire even more the fact that he cracked this joke on national television.

 

[Common as Mook]

Neil Warnock - Colin Wanker. Couldn't be more apt unless his real name was Cucking Funt.

 

[Gritt23]

Blimey Biscuit, you've been playing with the Scrabble tiles too much.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

BRYAN ADAMS - DRAB AS MANY

DOUGLAS ADAMS - LOUD MAD SAGAS

SPIRO AGNEW - GROW A PENIS

WOODY ALLEN - A LEWD LOONY

GILLIAN ANDERSON - NO ALIENS DARLING

PAMELA ANDERSON - SPARED ME NO ANAL

PETER ANDRE - A PRETENDER

URSULA ANDRESS - A RUDE LASS RUNS

JENNIFER ANISTON - FINE IN TORN JEANS

PRINCESS ANNE - NICE SPANNERS

LOUIS ARMSTRONG - ROUSING MORTALS

FRED ASTAIRE - I TREAD SAFER

MICHAEL ATHERTON - I’M THAT CLEAN HERO

ANTONIO BANDERAS - NO BRAINS ON A DATE

TYRA BANKS - YANKS BRAT

BRIGITTE BARDOT - BIG TITTED OR BRA

GARY BARLOW - GROWLY ARAB

DREW BARRYMORE - MERRY WARDROBE

MICHAEL BARRYMORE - I’M A MERRY BACHELOR

KIM BASINGER - SEMI BARKING

WARREN BEATTY - BEWARE TYRANT

DAVID BECKHAM - HAM DIVED BACK

VICTORIA BECKHAM - MARK A BITCH VOICE

GEORGE BEST - GO GETS BEER

TONY BLACKBURN - BLUNT RACY KNOB

CHERIE BLAIR - REICH BAILER

TONY BLAIR - LIBYAN ROT

CATE BLANCHETT - CANCEL THAT BET

ENID BLYTON - TINY BLONDE

HUMPHREY BOGART - HYPER RAMBO THUG

JAMES BOND - DEMON JABS

IAN BOTHAM - OH MAN I BAT

VIRGINIA BOTTOMLEY - I’M AN EVIL TORY BIGOT

SIR GEOFFREY BOYCOTT - BIG SCORE OF FORTY YET

BILLY BRAGG - GARBLY GLIB

GYLES BRANDRETH - RASHLY BRED GENT

SANDRA BULLOCK - BLAND ORAL SUCK

EMMA BUNTON - MAN BUM NOTE

ROBERT BURNS - TORN RUBBERS

GEORGE BUSH - HE BUGS GORE

KATE BUSH - SHUT BEAK

JULIUS CAESAR - CASUAL JURIES

NICHOLAS CAGE - I CONCEAL SHAG

MARTI CAINE - I’M IN A CRATE

MICHAEL CAINE - I’M A NICE LEACH

AL CAPONE - CAPE LOAN

PIERRE CARDIN - RANDIER PRICE

WILL CARLING - WIN CALL GIRL

KIM CARNES - SKIN CREAM

WILLIE CARSON - SO I’LL WIN RACE

ROY CASTLE - A CLOSE TRY

FIDEL CASTRO - DOCILE FARTS

COCO CHANEL - COOL CHANCE

KEITH CHEGWIN - GEEK WITH CHIN

MAURICE CHEVALIER - I’M A CRUEL ACHIEVER

DAME AGATHA CHRISTIE - I AM A RIGHT DEATH CASE

LINFORD CHRISTIE - FLIRTED IN CHOIRS

MADONNA LOUISE CICCONE - OCCASIONAL NUDE INCOME

ERIC CLAPTON - NARCOLEPTIC

SANTA CLAUS - CASUAL ANTS

CASSIUS CLAY - CASUAL CISSY

PATSY CLINE - A SPICY LENT

HILLARY CLINTON - ONLY I CAN THRILL

MARTIN CLUNES - INTERNAL SCUM

NAT KING COLE - LACKING TONE

DAVID COLEMAN - MADE VOCAL DIN

ROBBIE COLTRANE - BLOB RECREATION

SEAN CONNERY - ANNOY SCREEN

CATHERINE COOKSON - NO A SHOCK ERECTION

ALICE COOPER - A LOCO RECIPE

GARY COOPER - A COY GROPER

JILLY COOPER - JOLLY COPIER

ELVIS COSTELLO - VOICE SELLS LOT

SIMON COWELL - SWIM COLONEL

WENDY CRAIG - A DYING CREW

BING CROSBY - SOBBING CRY

RUSSELL CROWE - SCOWLER RULES

TOM CRUISE - SO I’M CUTER

MADAME CURIE - ME RADIUM ACE

GENERAL CUSTER - CRUEL SERGEANT

PAUL DANIELS - DEAL US IN PAL

TED DANSON - TANNED SOD

BETTE DAVIS - SAVED TIBET

DORIS DAY - DIARY SOD

ROBIN DAY - BAD IRONY

DANIEL DAY-LEWIS - IDEAL SINEWY LAD

CHRIS DE BURGH - BIRCH RED GUSH

ROBERT DE NIRO - ERROR ON BIDET

FRANKIE DETTORI - TAKEN IT FOR RIDE

STEPHANIE DE SYKES - THE PISSED YANKEES

PRINCESS DIANA - ASCEND IN PARIS

CAMERON DIAZ - CRAZED I MOAN

LEONARDO DI CAPRIO - OCEAN IDOL OR A DRIP

WALT DISNEY - SADLY I WENT

BOB DYLAN - BLAND BOY

SHEENA EASTON - SHE’S A NEAT ONE

CLINT EASTWOOD - OLD WEST ACTION

THOMAS ALVA EDISON - AH IONS MADE VOLTS

PRINCE EDWARD - PRANCED WEIRD

BLAKE EDWARDS - WEAK BLADDERS

ALBERT EINSTEIN - ELITE BRAIN NEST

DUKE ELLINGTON - LIKED LONG TUNE

DAVID ESSEX - SEX ADVISED

GLORIA ESTEFAN - LARGE FAT NOISE

LINDA EVANGELISTA - ALLEVIATING DANES

CHRISTOPHER EVANS - HE’S A RICH TV PERSON

GUY FAWKES - GAWKY FUSE

LES FERDINAND - DEFINED SNARL

ALEX FERGUSON - SEX FUN GALORE

ALBERT FINNEY - BANTER FINELY

MICHAEL FLATLEY - CALAMITY HE FELL

CALISTA FLOCKHART - LA CHICK FARTS A LOT

SADIE FROST - A TOSSED FIR

ANDY GARCIA - A RANCID GAY

JUDY GARLAND - DUNG JAR LADY

PAUL GASCOIGNE - CASUAL PIG GONE

BILL GATES - GETS A BILL

GARETH GATES - SHATTER A EGG

BOY GEORGE - BOGEY OGRE

RICKY GERVAIS - SCARY KIEV RIG

MEL GIBSON - BIG MELONS

DAVID GINOLA - VAGINA DILDO

WILLIAM EWART GLADSTONE - WILD AGITATOR MEANS WELL

GARY GLITTER - TRY LARGE GIT

LADY GODIVA - AVIDLY A DOG

JADE GOODY - A DODGY JOE

MICHAEL GRADE - MEGA RICH DEAL

BILLY GRAHAM - BIG RALLY HAM

LESLIE GRANTHAM - MEGA STAR IN HELL

GERMAINE GREER - EMERGE ANGRIER

CHE GUEVARA - A HUGE CRAVE

ALEC GUINNESS - GENUINE CLASS

OSCAR HAMMERSTEIN - MASS ROMANTIC HERE

GEORGE HARRISON - HEAR SINGER OR GO

TERI HATCHER - REACH HER TIT

NIGEL HAVERS - GIRLS HEAVEN

GOLDIE HAWN - LIE DOWN HAG

TIM HENMAN - ME THIN MAN

MICHAEL HESELTINE - HE IS THE ILL MENACE

DAMON HILL - HONDA MILL

PARIS HILTON - I SPIN HARLOT

ADOLF HITLER - HEIL OLD FART

DUSTIN HOFFMAN - FIND SOFT HUMAN

AMANDA HOLDEN - DO HANDLE A MAN

NODDY HOLDER - ODDLY HORNED

SADDAM HUSSEIN - UN’S SAID HE’S MAD

ANGELICA HUSTON - THE UNSOCIAL NAG

EDDIE IRVINE - I NEED I DRIVE

BURL IVES - EVIL RUBS

MICHAEL JACKSON - SO CHECK JAIL MAN

BILLY JOEL - JOLLY BILE

BUSTER KEATON - BROKEN STATUE

DIANE KEATON - DO ANNIE TAKE

ROSS KEMP - PORK MESS

FELICITY KENDAL - FINE TICKLE LADY

JOHN KERRY - HORNY JERK

GENGHIS KHAN - HE HANGS KING

NICOLE KIDMAN - A DEMONIC LINK

NEIL KINNOCK - I KNOCK LENIN

OSAMA BIN LADEN - A BAD MAN NO LIES

NORMAN LAMONT - NOT NORMAL MAN

CYNDI LAUPER - LUNACY PRIDE

STAN LAUREL - ALL ARE NUTS

YVES ST LAURENT - LUSTY VETERANS

JUDE LAW - JAW DUEL

NIGEL LAWSON - WE ALL SIGN ON

YASMIN LE BON - MAINLY BONES

DAVID LETTERMAN - I DEMAND TV LATER

MONICA LEWINSKY - NICE SILKY WOMAN

DAVID LLOYD GEORGE - GIDDY OLD AGE LOVER

SOPHIA LOREN - ONE POSH LIAR

COURTNEY LOVE - VERY COOL TUNE

DES LYNAM - LADYS MEN

ANDIE MACDOWELL - A WILD OLD MENACE

ELLE MACPHERSON - HER MEN COLLAPSE

PETER MANDELSON - LAMENTED PERSON

BARRY MANILOW - LIBRARY WOMAN

CHARLES MANSON - CHARMLESS ANON

CHAIRMAN MAO - I AM ON A MARCH

DIEGO MARADONA - O DEAR I’M A GONAD

RODNEY MARSH - HORNEY DREAMS

LEE MARVIN - EVILER MAN

BRIAN MAY - MANY A RIB

PAUL MCCARTNEY - PAY MR CLEAN CUT

MEAT LOAF - O FAT MALE

DAVID MELLOR - DILDO MARVEL

PAUL MERTON - LAME PUN ROT

MELINDA MESSENGER - MASSED MEN LEERING

GEORGE MICHAEL- HIM A GREECE LOG

BETTE MIDLER - DIET TREMBLE

KYLIE MINOGUE - I LIKE EM YOUNG

MARILYN MONROE - MERRILY MOAN ON

COLIN MONTGOMERIE - GRIM EMOTION CLONE

KEITH MOON - THE KIMONO

DEMI MOORE - MOODIER ME

ERIC MORECAMBE - ME BE RARE COMIC

ALANIS MORISSETTE - SNOT MATERIALISES

KATE MOSS - MET OK ASS

ALISON MOYET - ONE MOIST LAY

WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART - A FAMOUS GERMAN WALTZ GOD

FRANKIE MUNIZ - RUIN A MINK FEZ

EDDIE MURPHY - HEY PRIM DUDE

BILL MURRAY - RUMBLY LIAR

PETE MURRAY - MATURE PREY

MARTINA NAVRATILOVA - VARIANT RIVAL TO A MAN

LIAM NEESON - MENIAL NOSE

FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE - ANGEL OF THE RECLINING

LEONARD NIMOY - ON MY ALIEN ROD

GRAHAM NORTON - HANG RAT MORON

BILLY OCEAN - EBONY LILAC

DES O’CONNOR - SON CROONED

SINEAD O’CONNOR - INSANE DO CROON

BILL ODDIE - ILL BODIED

GARY OLDMAN - GROAN MADLY

MARIE OSMOND - MORMON IDEAS

CLIVE OWEN - NICE VOWEL

SID OWEN - SOD WINE

AL PACINO - I ANAL COP

IAN PAISLEY - PAIN EASILY

GWYNETH PALTROW - WOW LENGTHY PART

MICHAEL PARKINSON - SHRINK A POLICEMAN

POSTMAN PAT - STAMP PANTO

LUCIANO PAVAROTTI - PUT ON A RAVIOLI ACT

SIR ROBERT PEEL - TERRIBLE POSER

ROSS PEROT - PRO TOSSER

PAT PHOENIX - NEXT A HIPPO

LESTER PIGGOTT - GOT ST LEGER TIP

BILLIE PIPER - LIPPIER BILE

BRAD PITT - PRATT BID

SIDNEY POITIER - I DESIRE NO PITY

MARCO POLO - A COOL ROMP

MICHAEL PORTILLO - A COOL LIMP HITLER

DENNIS POTTER - PERTINENT SOD

HARRY POTTER - TRY HERO PART

ELVIS AARON PRESLEY - SEEN ALIVE SORRY PAL

DENNIS QUAID - DAD IN SEQUIN

PAULA RADCLIFFE - AFAR IF DULL PACE

RASPUTIN - PURITANS

BASIL RATHBONE - THIS BANAL BORE

SIMON RATTLE - ALMOST INERT

CHRIS REA - RICH ARSE

NANCY REAGAN - AN ACE GRANNY

RONALD WILSON REAGAN - INSANE ANGLO WARLORD

OTIS REDDING - SING IT ODDER

OLIVER REED - ERODE LIVER

BURT REYNOLDS - STORY BLUNDER

JULIA ROBERTS - I RULE STAR JOB

LINDA RONSTADT - AN OLD TARTS DIN

AXL ROSE - ORAL SEX

SIR PETER PAUL RUBENS - SUPERB PAINTER RULES

GREG RUSEDSKI - RUGGED KISSER

SALMAN RUSHDIE - READ SHUN ISLAM

MEG RYAN - GERMANY

WINONA RYDER - WINDY ON REAR

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER - HE’S GROWN LARGE N CRAZED

DAVID SEAMAN - A MAN DID SAVE

NEIL SEDAKA - IDEAL SNAKE

MONICA SELES - A SLICE SO MEAN

CAPTAIN SENSIBLE - CANNABIS EPISTLE

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE - I’LL MAKE A WISE PHRASE

AREIL SHARON - OH RAN ISRAEL

TEDDY SHERINGHAM - HE’S DARNED MIGHTY

CLAIRE SHORT - HARLOT CRIES

ALICIA SILVERSTONE - EROTICA VILLAINESS

CARLY SIMON - MOANS LYRIC

BART SIMPSON - RONS BAPTISM

NANCY SINATRA - A RACIST NANNY

CHRISTIAN SLATER - A RICH SILENT STAR

WAYNE SLEEP - YES NEW LEAP

DELIA SMITH - HATE IS MILD

MEL SMITH - SMELT HIM

DAVID SOUL - VALID DUOS

GRAEME SOUNESS - A GENEROUS MESS

BRITNEY SPEARS - PRESBYTERIANS

STEVEN SPIELBERG - BEST SPLEEN GIVER

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN - A BURSTING PRESENCE

SYLVESTER STALLONE - OVER TALENTLESS SLY

LISA STANSFIELD - IS LASS INFLATED

RICHARD STARKEY - RATHER SCARY KID

PATRICK STEWART - CAP STAR TREK WIT

ROD STEWART - WORST DATER

MICHAEL STIPE - THIS EPIC MALE

OLIVER STONE - VIOLENT SORE

SHARON STONE - NOT ON HER ASS

LEVI STRAUSS - ASS RIVULETS

JANET STREET-PORTER - TART JEERS TO REPENT

ALAN MICHAEL SUGAR - A LARGE LUSH MANIAC

KIEFER SUTHERLAND - INTERFERED AS HULK

CHRIS TARRANT - RICH RAT RANTS

DENNIS TAYLOR - NASTILY ON RED

ELIZABETH TAYLOR - I THE LAZY BLOATER

JAMES TAYLOR - ORAL MAJESTY

MARGARET THATCHER - THAT GREAT CHARMER

TERRY THOMAS - TORY HAMSTER

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE - I’M A JERK BUT LISTEN

CHRISTOPHER TIMOTHY - COP THIS HERRIOT MYTH

LEON TROTSKY - KNOTTY LOSER

MIKE TYSON - MY NOSE KIT

PETER USTINOV - SOVIET PUNTER

CAROL VORDERMAN -CRAVED MORN ORAL

VIRGINIA WADE - I WIDER VAGINA

DENNIS WATERMAN - NEW SATAN MINDER

STEVE WAUGH - WE HAVE GUTS

SIGOURNEY WEAVER - REVIEWS ANGER YOU

ARSENE WENGER - RENEWS ENRAGE

BARRY WHITE - WIRY BATHER

OSCAR WILDE - I LACE WORDS

ROBBIE WILLIAMS - A SLIMIER OWL BIB

ROBIN WILLIAMS - I WARM BILLIONS

SERENA WILLIAMS - LEAN WAR MISSILE

RICHARD WILSON - SARDONIC WHIRL

BARBARA WINDSOR - RAW BRAINS BROAD

KATE WINSLET - NEW TITS LEAK

DALE WINTON - INTO NEW LAD

DENNIS WISE SNIDE SWINE

TERRY WOGAN - NEW RAT ORGY

NATALIE WOOD - I WANTED A LOO

VICTORIA WOOD - AVOID COW RIOT

TIGER WOODS - WEIRDO TOGS

IAN WRIGHT - I WAR THING

WILLIAM BUTLER YEATS - SIT WRITE ME A LULLABY

Hopefully this'll put an end to it.

bloody hell, that was quick...

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

David Lee = Evil Dead

 

[Uter]

Jeremy Irons = Jeremy's iron

 

[Gritt23]

Jeremy Irons = Jeremy's iron

Really?
No wait, you are right.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Dennis Archtutu = Is a Thundercunt