An old nautical funny .....

[Deportivo Seagull]

BRITS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a collision.

AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision.

BRITS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

AMERICANS: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

BRITS: Negative. I say again. You will have to divert your course.

AMERICANS: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU
CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

BRITS: We are a lighthouse. F*ck off.

 

[Eggmundo]

www.snopes.com

 

[withdeanwombat]

Damn!Read this cos I thought it said nautical fanny.







Should've gone to Specsavers!

 

[Easy 10]

Damn, I thought it said an old nautical fanny. I was hoping for some Ellen McArthur rug shots.

 

[Easy 10]

Damn!Read this cos I thought it said nautical fanny.







Should've gone to Specsavers!

Great minds...

 

[Trufflehound]

Didn't Village People do a song about old nautical funnies?

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Avast Behind

 

[Man of Harveys]

No tickle fanny?

 

[Juan Albion]

Damn cheek. So the lighthouse has been transferred to Britain has it? Used to be Canadian.

 

[Dave the OAP]

That joke was fouind scribbled on the back of the 10 commandments tablets given to Moses by God.

It referred to the Phonecians and the Lighthouse at Alexandria

 

[Deportivo Seagull]

That joke was fouind scribbled on the back of the 10 commandments tablets given to Moses by God.

It referred to the Phonecians and the Lighthouse at Alexandria

I said it was old, it's not my fault if you remember it from the first time around

 

[Trufflehound]

Carry On Cruising. Now there was an old nautical funny.




Well, it's old and nautical anyway.

 

[Artois]

The joke is old and crap, but this thread is FUNNY

 

[Dave the OAP]

I said it was old, it's not my fault if you remember it from the first time around