1) Gus. You've FINALLY worked it out. TWO WINGERS AT HOME!! Incredible scenes. I think he finally understands - this IS the best Brighton moment apart from winning League 1, it really is! Superb.
2) Dave. Dave. Oh my god Dave. Just lump the 'What exactly does he do' thread in Gold now and be done with it. What a hit son. What a hit. In front of 2500 Palace. AMAZING!
Oh HAPPY DAYS! Yes, I think we're underachieving, yes I think today's result's cover up a fair few cracks, but my god it's good to be an Albion fan today - I want that on record.
THEY SCORED NONE WE SCORED THREE WHO THE **** IS GLENN MURRAY?
Fair do's and you have held your hand up - you are a nob and admit that fact so well done.
Everyone knows what an idiot you are so hopefully you have also learned.