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An apology to Sheffield Wednesday

















studio150

Well-known member
Jul 30, 2011
30,229
On the Border
Yes sorry for selecting a goalkeeper who stopped you scoring, and having forwards that were clearly off form, as the shots hit the net rather than the carpark, as usually happens for small club forwards.

Rest assured that for the return we will try our very best to live up to the southern softies small club that you believe we are, and will stand aside, to let your hoofs from the centre half reach any forward to tap in, so that you don't go home upset, and moaning about being beaten by a team who has no right to be in the same division, as the league must be based on performances from 50 years ago.
 


Djmiles

Barndoor Holroyd
Dec 1, 2005
12,064
Kitchener, Canada
Surely the BIGGEST result of the season? A tinpot club like Brighton turning over the biggest club in England.

:lolol:
 


algie

The moaning of life
Jan 8, 2006
14,713
In rehab
Wednesday :lolol:
 






Djmiles

Barndoor Holroyd
Dec 1, 2005
12,064
Kitchener, Canada
Felt sorry for Kirkland. Made some cracking saves, and was by far and away their best player....which isn't saying a lot.
 






pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
31,032
West, West, West Sussex
To be fair, we should be losing to such MASSIVE teams as Wednesday
 


seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub
Aug 21, 2005
43,944
Crap Town
Felt sorry for Kirkland. Made some cracking saves, and was by far and away their best player....which isn't saying a lot.

Kirkland saved them from a 6 or 7 nil drubbing. f*** knows what the score would have been if we had really been trying last night.
 


Davemania

Well-known member
Jul 11, 2011
1,752
Uckfield
Yes sorry for selecting a goalkeeper who stopped you scoring, and having forwards that were clearly off form, as the shots hit the net rather than the carpark, as usually happens for small club forwards.

Rest assured that for the return we will try our very best to live up to the southern softies small club that you believe we are, and will stand aside, to let your hoofs from the centre half reach any forward to tap in, so that you don't go home upset, and moaning about being beaten by a team who has no right to be in the same division, as the league must be based on performances from 50 years ago.

As sarcastic a post as i think i'll ever read...brilliant!
 








Twinkle Toes

Growing old disgracefully
Apr 4, 2008
11,138
Hoveside
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