An Albion Scottish eleven

[Zed Seagull]

BHAlba XI (+2 subs)

1. Tony Ford MBE (our bus driver can drive a submarine, drive a submarine, drive a submarine)
2. Wee Graeme Knight (...and the next contender please .. your specialist subject? All things Albion)
3. AlderAlba (Left back .. at the café)
4. Skintagain 1983 (Midfield General)
5. Fatbadger (our very own Guy Butters)
6. JamesSmall (Bigger than Jakey and Cox)
7. Miles McSeagull (is Tony Towners Fridge)
8. ZedSeagull (Trialist)
9. Scotjem (wins everything .. being raffled)
10. Reg (won Charlie Oatways shirt - nuff said)
11. MalcolmPoskettsPockets (winging it)
12. JamboSeagull (available for selection now Scotland are out)
13. GT (On loan to Singapore FC)

Trialist?!!!! hmphhh!!! Got the coveted No.8 shirt though!!

 

[Jambo Seagull]

gutted I only made the bench!

 

[fatbadger]

5. Fatbadger (our very own Guy Butters)

You had better be referring to my experience, levelheadedness and general dependability.

 

[BensGrandad]

Was Graham Winstanley a Scot?

 

[Skintagain 1983]

Trialist?!!!! hmphhh!!! Got the coveted No.8 shirt though!!

Could be a fringe player. Yet to appear at a Central Scotland Splitters convention with or without DundAlbas in tow.

But as said is Peter ward in disguise....

 

[Skintagain 1983]

You had better be referring to my experience, levelheadedness and general dependability.

Aye... if you say so..

 

[Skintagain 1983]

gutted I only made the bench!

For this XI it's about consistency not rotation.

... unless you can drive a submarine

 

[Skintagain 1983]

BHAlba XI (+2 subs) + backroom staff

1. Tony Ford MBE (our bus driver can drive a submarine, drive a submarine, drive a submarine)
2. Wee Graeme Knight (...and the next contender please .. your specialist subject? All things Albion)
3. AlderAlba (Left back .. at the café)
4. Skintagain 1983 (Midfield General)
5. Fatbadger (our very own Guy Butters)
6. JamesSmall (Bigger than Jakey and Cox)
7. Miles McSeagull (is Tony Towners Fridge)
8. ZedSeagull (Trialist)
9. Scotjem (wins everything .. being raffled)
10. Reg (won Charlie Oatways shirt - nuff said)
11. MalcolmPoskettsPockets (winging it)
12. JamboSeagull (available for selection now Scotland are out)
13. GT (On loan to Singapore FC)

Dietician - Mr Parsons (assisted by Ex-Staff Gull - pie advice)
First Team Coach/Physio - Furzerman
Youth Team Coach - Alastair McSeagull
Translater - Alan DundAlba
Dead ball coaches - Dave Seagull & YaZ
Creche Workers - Sue and Andy
Fanzine Editor & Alan Bennett lookalike - Nigel
Lord Lucan - Big Ian