[Albion] An Albion Christmas Carol

[lawros left foot]

An Albion carol:

Davy Wenceslaus looked up,
Passed the ball to Stephens
While Maupay ran in and out,
Leaving Luiz reeling,
Aaron Mooy shone bright that night,
winning every duel,
We made Arsenal look like shite,
Cos Potter is no fool.


I nicked this off of Twitter, I thought it deserved a wider audience.

Tweeted by Warwick Smith, Sir, if you post on here, I salute you.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Yeah, I like it

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Thought it was going to be Spence as Scrooge, BG as Jacob Marley explaining to Scrooge that the money was just resting in his account and passing on gossip that he heard from other ghosts, Thunderbolt as Mrs Cratchit, PPF as the Ghost of Christmas Past when it was well tasty, innit? And Mouldy as whoever Animal played in the Muppet one.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

An Albion carol: ��

Davy Wenceslaus looked up,
Passed the ball to Stephens
While Maupay ran in and out,
Leaving Luiz reeling,
Aaron Mooy shone bright that night,
winning every duel,
We made Arsenal look like shite,
Cos Potter is no fool.


I nicked this off of Twitter, I thought it deserved a wider audience.

Tweeted by Warwick Smith, Sir, if you post on here, I salute you.

I did copy it to the Arsenal match thread, but you're right, it does deserve a thread of its own.
Very clever.

 

[Stato]

Thought it was going to be Spence as Scrooge, BG as Jacob Marley explaining to Scrooge that the money was just resting in his account and passing on gossip that he heard from other ghosts, Thunderbolt as Mrs Cratchit, PPF as the Ghost of Christmas Past when it was well tasty, innit? And Mouldy as whoever Animal played in the Muppet one.

With apologies to Mr Dickens:

"Brighton was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. The register of his burial was signed by the pundits, the bookies, the tabloids, and the chief 'experts' making predictions on Youtube. Twitter signed it: and Twitter's name was good upon 'Change, for anything he chose to put his hand to. Old Brighton was as dead as a door-nail."

 

[Hastings gull]

An Albion carol: ��

Davy Wenceslaus looked up,
Passed the ball to Stephens
While Maupay ran in and out,
Leaving Luiz reeling,
Aaron Mooy shone bright that night,
winning every duel,
We made Arsenal look like shite,
Cos Potter is no fool.


I nicked this off of Twitter, I thought it deserved a wider audience.

Tweeted by Warwick Smith, Sir, if you post on here, I salute you.

Good idea to post it -really good.

 

[worthingseagull]

Good idea to post it -really good.

hands up if you actually sang it out loud to yourself s