Amusingly named footballers

[prawnsarnies]

Couldn't see Nwankwo Kanu....

 

[torchieboy]

That 90's spanish player, lopez ufarte

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Used to always have a quiet chuckle over Joseph Desire Job, known to his friends as 'Gizza'.

Honorable mention to the Gillingham defender in the later Withdean years called Nutter. Or in the H Block vernacular: Nuttttaaaaahhhhh!

 

[Lindfield by the Pond]

Chris McPhee sounds like Christmas Tree. Always bored those around me at Withdean in F Block around the festive period.........oh how they laughed

 

[7:18]

Dominic Blizzard

 

[Cpt. Spavil]

this is the best though

Eurosport.com scores headline profanity sensation • The Register

Argelico Fucks

 

[Pogue Mahone]

It's still amusing now, though not quite as pant-wetting as at the time... but as a wee lad I was very amused when Dean Windass put in an appearance at the Goldstone

Yes...then he scored a hat-trick and we lost 3-0, if I remember rightly. AND they were wearing that comedy tiger stripe kit.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

I always admired the aptness of that Brazilian called Rafael Sheidt. Celtic signed him for 5 million quid & eventually got shot of him for nowt after he lived up to his surname (despite the best efforts of the Parkhead spin doctors who re-branded him as Rafael).

Lovely stuff.