[Humour] Amusing Twitter accounts

[Simster]

Anyone got any worth following? I still think Boring James Milner is hard to beat, I genuinely LOL whenever he tweets.

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[tweet]988886370302259200[/tweet]

 

[Is it PotG?]

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Richard Osman.

 

[Two Professors]

Floella Benjamin

 

[Easy 10]

[tweet]999728962761871361[/tweet]

 

[Easy 10]

[tweet]998604460833366016[/tweet]

@usasoccerguy is a GENIUS account.

 

[dazzer6666]

https://twitter.com/BadSouthernRail/status/999685179793985536

 

[MattBackHome]

[tweet]998604460833366016[/tweet]

@usasoccerguy is a GENIUS account.

I actually cried with laughter when first went through his t shirt selection:

https://usasoccerguy.teemill.co.uk/collection/top-jerseys/

 

[Simster]

I actually cried with laughter when first went through his t shirt selection:

I went off USA Soccer Guy a year or two ago but I'm glad to be back in the fold today, and those t-shirts are genius.

https://usasoccerguy.teemill.co.uk/product/liverduck-ynwa-jersey/

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

@GrumpySkeletor still makes me laugh;

@notBigSam used to be genius but doesn't seem to tweet a lot anymore;

Liam Gallagher funny too both intentionally and unintentionally.

 

[Gazwag]

I actually cried with laughter when first went through his t shirt selection:

https://usasoccerguy.teemill.co.uk/collection/top-jerseys/

I'll raise you

 

[Simster]

The Watford one is tremendous.


"#EPLFreshmen MMXVI"

 

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[Simster]

I wish James Milner played for the Albion.

I asked Paul Winstanley if he is excited about signing Florin Andone. He says he is. I said good.

I said to Lewis Dunk I bet you wish you hadn't scored that own goal. He said it was a shame but at least we got a draw. I said yes mate but if you hadn't scored an own goal we would have won. He said he knows.

 

[Badger]

I went off USA Soccer Guy a year or two ago but I'm glad to be back in the fold today, and those t-shirts are genius.

https://usasoccerguy.teemill.co.uk/product/liverduck-ynwa-jersey/

You've made me spend 35 quid on t-shirts now

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

@GalacticKeegan is worthwhile following. A mixture of comments on the current football world mixed with a story where, in the year 2023, after Earth is decimated by pestilence & war, mankind attempts to colonise a distant planet. Here, Kevin Keegan sets up his new football academy.

 

[Dorset Seagull]

[MENTION=33443]gen[/MENTION]eHunt with classic 1 liners although he hasn’t posted for a while and @forest_fr1ends which is hilarious

 

[Simon Morgan]

McFadden's Cold War is a recent favourite of mine. Steve Bruce at weddings is also utterly brilliant.

 

[Klaas]

Moose Allain and hrtbps are consistently good. The latter is fairly political but often makes me do a lol.

[tweet]999301824946548736[/tweet]

 

[Seagull kimchi]

Bob Mortimer - Tweets and vines!!

https://youtu.be/VGlNttsFV8E?list=RDVGlNttsFV8E

https://youtu.be/nDFkvVyCWZk?list=RDVGlNttsFV8E

https://youtu.be/XNxUkRD7Er4?list=RDVGlNttsFV8E